Haikyuu! One Shots!

foreign (1)「oikawa tooru」

Today is just another usual day for Aoba Josai highschool; the birds were singing, the flowers are blooming, and Oikawa getting beat up by Iwaizumi. Yep, just another usual day for this school however Iwaizumi's sister has other plans and it involves the male volleyball team in her school.

She enters the gym with pride however mischief plays in her features. Her brother, Iwaizumi, tries to stay away from flames of trouble but her sister is the one who starts the fire. They were just in the middle of their water break and Oikawa's fangirls began whispering one at another when they saw a girl going near their precious grand king.

(First Name) takes a seat in between Oikawa and Iwaizumi, she looks at the brunnette with a seemingly innocent smile on her face and said "*Oikawa kaila mo bah si Putangkawa?" (First Name) laughs.

"Huh? Iwa-chan what is she talking about?"

"**Hindi ko alam." Iwaizumi laughs along with his sister, who was too busy laughing at the alien nerd's priceless face. This has been going on for days and half of the team is amused by this new routine that she carefully designed.

"Eh?! You two Iwa-chan? What's going on and why are they talking in another language?" Oikawa felt betrayed because he wasn't informed that they still know their mother tongue by heart.
"They're doing it again, huh?" Hanamaki chuckles at the two siblings torturing Oikawa with unknown words.

"Yep, GG." Matsukawa laughs.

Iwaizumi knows this plan because he's part of (First Name)'s silly antics. He wanted in since he can practice his first language. It has been a while ever since they talked Filipino and it was because their Japanese father barely knows the language that his wife talks about. They just communicated each other with English.

"***Sige, kuya. Nag text si (Friend's Name) po sa akin may problema daw sa class funds namin, paalam." (First Name) rises up from her seat and bids them farewell before going back to her classroom.

"****Paalam." says Iwaizumi. He looks at his friend who was too busy digesting the words that they used.

"Don't think too much, your brain will rot." Iwaizumi says and he rises up from his seat to begin playing for their practice match with another school.

"So mean!" Oikawa cries.

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Oikawa wishes that there would be Japanese subtitles that would appear in mid air to what they are saying. He is so curious of what the two siblings are talking about like what is mahal ko? Is that their way of saying that he smells or the way he playing volleyball. He is tried of being left out this week so this monday, he plans something that might amaze (First Name) and Iwaizumi.

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"*****Na saddens po ako na alam niyo ang Filipino at ako hindi."

(First Name) and Iwaizumi stopped talking and took a couple of seconds to think of Oikawa said to her with his broken Filipino. She then began laughing while holding for his shoulder for support, it was so bad that Iwaizumi had tears in his eyes from laughing.

(First Name) manages to talk in between her laughter."******Huh? Ano daw? Teka sa google translate mo na kuha yung sentence mo noh? Nako! Wag google translate, hindi po yan reliable, Putangkawa."

"Stop calling me names that I'm not familiar with!"

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Headcanon: Iwaizumi is half Filipino
Yep, I'm a Filipino 👍

* = Hey Oikawa do you know whorekawa?

** = I don't know

*** = Okay, brother. (Friend's Name) texted me that there are some problems with the class funds. Goodbye."

**** = Goodbye

***** = It saddens me that you know Filipino and I don't

****** = Huh? What did you say? Wait, you got that sentence from Google Translate didn't you? Goodness! Don't use Google translate, it's not reliable, whorekawa!