Yeah I wrote School like Skl too donnage 4 u, anyway we continue the epic saga of le Big Mac Fanfic. I was dropped of at skl by Mac omg she was so hot, like 1000l of hotsauce hot and that shit was miiiine. I walked down the ADDISON LANE casj with all my newly found swag. Everyone looked at me like I was THE SHIT, Mac tweeted out our relationship and it was acc gonna be awkward when I got to school cuz mah girl Katie Ketchup found out and ughhh i cba to deal with anything right now. But as we all know my luck is a pile of brown sauce. Honestly she was the last thing I wanted right now and there she was walking up to me with the most PMS look on her face possible.
'SO WHEN WERE YOU GOING TA TELLLL ME YOU WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MAC BEEYATCHHHH'
'YO YO YO MY BODY MY CHOICE, WE OVER GURRR GO GET A TISSUE FOR YA ISSUE MACS MINE YOUR OLD NEWS KETCHUP'
'YO YO DONT GIVE ME NO SHIT YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL ME? YOU WAIT FOR ME TO HEAR FROM SOME DUMBASS TWEET TO GIMME DAH NEWS DEN U DECIDE TO GIVE ME LIP? I GAVE YOU LIP YO WHEN WE WERE A THING MY LIP AROUND YOUR FUCKING COCK AND YOUR PULLING STUNTS LIKE THIS'
'Yeh wtv imma say dis again go get a tissue for your issue we over sorry and all that foshizzle but we ovvverrrrrrrr. Bye'
'NAH NAH NAH IMMA BE A TYPICAL GIRL AND CHUCK THINGS, FUCK YO SHIT BITCH'
And suddenly it was raining shoes stilletos flying like its no tomorrow and shit she must have had aimbot or some shit cuz dat shit hurttttssss. I was fucking running for my life and just barely heard 'IMMA SUE YOU FOR HALF YO THINGS LIKE ALL GURLS BITCH'
Fuck oh well Macs got me covered with her gajillion frillion moneys so its casj innit famalamalandline I got dis like it doesnt even rhyme with piss. I continued walking closer and closer to form. I entered. Boom. My presence created a deathly silence (cuz piff like dat) Harry HorseRaddish rushed up to me (hes mah bro from another mo)
'SUP MAH MANNNN'
'Not much you still dating that lame ass pink haired chick'
'Yeah RanchDressings all right you know'
'I guess but she got nothing on Mac yanoe'
'Haha apparently Beckie BBQ sauce goes out with lee lemon juice'
'OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME THTS FUCKING HILARIOUS'
'Aye catch you later Mr IDon'tMolestKidsSrslys gonna go crayyyyyfishhhhh'
'Cool g'
I sat near Taylor TomatoSauce and she was all like 'Heyyyy'
'Soup Tayyy'
'Not much, Sade Sauce be fangirling over Kai KoalaPiss'
'I see, but she dont cuz she got too much piss in her eyes'
'Omg fam your so funny and peng and hilarious and smart talk to you later'
Yes Yes i was all those things and Macs Mannnn oh school might even be alright today ya never know.
TO BE CONTINUED (Tay i know you wouldnt say that i just wanted to slip that in cuz yeah yolo plus i used that to introduce new charactersssss more characters to come tho')
