Chapter 6 - Epic Battle of Epic Epicness

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*Rachels point of view*

'Oh noes, amna, dead, why, ah well ill get over it :D '

DUN DUN DUN

Magical Plot Twist !!

Rachel slowly walked home, cuz rachel walking fast? HA KEEP DREAMING LOLOLOL anyway she slowly walked home, alone, without her amnazing friend amna (jk she suks) crying to herself as several cracks formed in the ground and a unsightly figure erupted from it! AMNA. 

'Rachel! I'm back! And that wasnt me, see you were walking, so, earthquake! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA' 

'Oh, I c , Thanks. Cheese..'

'Not even gonna ask how the fuck I did tht? kk, LETS GO ON A TRIP TO AMERICA TO CELEBRATE!'

*Cool cutscene of them on a plane*

*Cool cutscene of them touring america and climbing the empire state building* 

'Oh it sure is high up here..'

'Oh I sure am high up here...' mocked amnu 

'Haha...funny...anyway, your fat jokes r mean, DIE WHORE!'

Rachel shoved with all her might realeasing amnas grip on the pole she was so eagerly grasping ( ;) ) and sending her falling into the busy abyss, known as, NEW YORK CITY! 

Rachel felt relieved she had finally rid herself of the rude hoe she always was ridiculed by, tortured by, and sighed then grinned to herself but her glory didnae last long...

'HOW DARE YOU, oh wow, nice this buildings STILL holding you? HAHAHAHAHAHA, I AM THE REINCARNATION OF AMNA YES, BUT I AM DIFFERENT, IMPROVED, I AM AMNU ANUSJOOC(laughed to myself typing that)'

'I knew it, you aint no amna of mine, your fat jokes seen less action than Miss Ransome'

'Shutup, your mouth is better used for eating, not talking NOW WE FIGHT'

dundunununununudnununudnununudunnnnn

PEW PEW CURRY LASERS ACTIVATE

*EPIC NINJA RACHEL DODGE*

LEFT HOOK OF DENCHNIZZ 

*amna is sent flying into an adjacent building* 

NOW DIS GETTING REAL

'Ok, you pushed it hoe, I SUMMON THEE OSAMAAA BIN LADENNNNN, we drowning buddies'

Bin Ladle enters the scene

'Dangdigidangdigidang ULTIMATE ASS NUKE OF TERRORISM CURRY POWERS' 

Rachel knew, she knew deep down that what came next, was not her death, but her life. 

HARRY STYLES AND MAX MAYO ENTER THE SCENEEEE

'Yo, you take da hoe I fuck meine rockshell'

Strangely loud noises came from rachels body, very very loud

MEANWHILE

'You cannot defeat me, I am Maximillion Mayo'

'Oh jaa?'

'Jaa'

'Oh jaa?'

'Jaa'

'Oh jaa?'

'Jaa'

'Oh jaa?'

'Jaa'

'Oh jaa?'

'JAA NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP'

'Ok, well if your that certain then i give up and magically die from deathness, its not like you couldnt be asked to write an actual fight scene or anything'

MEANWHILE

'OH JAAS HARRY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS'

Das all im writing rachel, im not going into detail, and amna, HAHAHA U SUCK

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 16, 2014 ⏰

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