'Well well well, who do we have here, Maximillion Mayonnaise, sit down at once and so help me if you talk ill gut you like the pig you are'
It was none other than Mr Ketchup the father of Kendall Ketchup and Katie my recent ex, fuck well it was quite obvious he got the news because last time i had him i got 69 commendations so .
Worst teacher ever.
The next 2 lessons were so painfully boring Im not going to explain it to you.
It was break 2 and I had to meat Harry to ketch up he had a new girl on the scene and seemed pretty satisfied so i wanted to check up .
There he was "SUP BROHAMSANDWICH"
"Not much mayyoooo"
"how you and that creepy broad doin?"
"she is sehr good at the sex i think im in luff"
"get in there soooooon Mac be doing that for me too mai bruddahhh"
"You've already done her? Playyaaaaaa I always knew youwere a born pimp"
"runs in the family famalam"
"catch ya later gtg fuck rachel so hard she wont be able to walk"
'Cool yeah ttyl"
OMG as I said this I saw none other than Amna AccidentProne making out with Alfie AnalLover then slip in a puddle and drown!
OH NOES SHE COULD'VE BEEN A MAIN CHARACTER IF ONLY SHE WASNT SO MEAN TO ME!!!! -DopeAssAbs OUT
