a man sued his wife for divorce. he told the judge, "your honor, my wife is so immature,she barges in while im taking a bath and sinks my boats!"
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a man gave a party .this party was unusual in that the swimming pool was filled with live alligators. the host called all the guest to the side of the pool and said that he'd give anyone who dared to swim across the pool anything they wanted. of course no one took him up on his offer. later,the host and his gest heard a terrific commotion over by the pool and rushed over in time to see a man getting out of the other side of the pool.
the host shook the man's hand ,saying ,"i didint think anyone would have the guts to try that! i,m a man of my word. what would you like?" the guest replied, "all i want is the name of the SOB that who pushed me in!"
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