I can't take this
long distance relationship anymore.
FRIDGE,your coming to my room.
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"dude, she just called you fat"
"Oh hell no!
Hold my cake!"
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3 most difficult things to do in the world
1) you can't count your hair
2) you can't wash your eyes with soap
3) you can't breathe when your tongue is out
Now please put your tongue back inside
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Me:I want a minion.
Santa: you have to be realistic.
Me: okay I want a boyfriend.
Santa: how big do you want your minion?
YOU ARE READING
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Humorthese are just funny and fun things you can do if you are bored or want something to do and jokes you might like :) ............... the're not mine
