they have the same best friend but not the same liking towards each other.
"try again later."
"oh come on!"
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pipervik: she's mad i'm posting this but look at my beautiful friend isn't she pretty? tell her she's pretty [tagged: evamohn2]
1,903 likes, 200 comments
jonas9000: very pretty!!!!!!! isakyaki: eh evamohn2: EXCUSE ME @isakyaki isakyaki: very pretty @evamohn2 chrisschistad: post pics of ur face evamohn2: ^^^ offended loglady99: so pretty magnussonwilliam: hi please answer my texts pip
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willi pip pip pip pip pip pip
pip ahh very important messages yes, willi?
willi where are u
pip ahh still very important messages lunch with eva by the water why
willi chris wants to see u
pip yeah naked i can't believe u gave him my number william i'm still annoyed about it he sends me a million texts a day
willi i'll try to get him to stop it's cold out i don't want you riding your stupid board thing where are you i'll give you a ride
pip chris is probably there
willi he'll sit in the back and be quiet, don't worry about him.
pip fine but only because eva took the bus and it's cold out current location
// saturday 13:45
"hi pip." chris says as i get in the car.
"you can't call me pip. only william can." i snap, turning around.
"fine. piper."
"thank you." i say, and drum my fingers on my board. "hi willi." i pinch his cheek and fix his hair, pulling it back a little.
"do you know a girl named vilde?" he asks.
"oh yeah, i'm great, thanks for asking. had a good lunch with eva, going to skype my mom later." i say and he just rolls his eyes.
"do you?"
"yes, we're in a bus together, why?"
"she's been dming me on instagram all day."
"i'll have a word with her. she wants to get invited to your bus parties but she's also very keen on you." i roll my eyes. "she doesn't care that we're friends and i'm invited everywhere because of you."
"you're not invited everywhere because of me."
"i held your hand and walked into russ parties last year. we didn't even speak after we walked in."
"i forgot about that." he laughs.
"how did i miss you if we were at the same russ parties?" chris asks and i just shrug.
"heard you were too busy disrespecting girls." i say, and william looks over at me and chuckles.
"you're mean." chris says, and sits back.
"i speak the truth." i say and william nods.
"she's a blunt bitch." william says and i smile, knowing that's what he says when people ask if we're dating. he says i'm his friend and the bluntest bitch he's ever met and that i'm too mean for him to actually date.
"a blunt bitch." chris agrees and i turn around quickly.
"you can't call me a bitch though. just william." i say and he rolls his eyes.
"i'm having a party tonight, you should come." chris says and i raise my eyebrows.
"you want a blunt bitch there?" i smile.
"you can bring the girl that wants william's dick and the one you posted a picture of, you should take my advice from the instagram comment by the way and-"
"you're annoying." i say, and william stops in front of my house. "see you later!" i pick up my longboard and head towards my house.
"i'll pick you up!" william shouts.
"i'll walk, idiot!" i shout back. "hi dad." i say walking into the house.
"is that william out there?" he asks, sticking his head out and william waves as chris gets into the front seat. "should i go say hi?"
"not necessary." i laugh and walk into the house, pulling him with me.
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bus bitches
piper got us invited to penetrator chris' party tn ur welcome no dicks were sucked either
eva yeah because chris wants to fuck you more than anything
piper he actually invited me after i kinda yelled at him twice
vilde how are you mean to people that are that pretty
piper clearly you've never held a conversation with christoffer schistad.
sana what did you say
piper he said i was mean for saying he disrespects women (a fact) and then he tried to call me a blunt bitch after william said it and i said that he wasn't allowed to call me that and that he also was't allowed to call me pip because only friends can call me that.
noora awww our little pip defending her honor
piper yeah bitch 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
chris he's hot though you should definitely let him hit it
piper i'm definitely going to let him at some point he's just going to have to work his ass off for it.
noora that's the spirit!
piper so predrinks at my house? my dad's out getting us wine and some beers already.
eva sounds like a plan meet at yours in an hour?
piper sounds good
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when u realize that there's not actually a t in chris' instagram and u just read it wrong so u gotta fix it <3 follow for more relatable posts like this <3