*hears old news she already knew* Heh, I knew it since Twitter. I love stalking following these bastards. *checks online* DAMN IT! NO NEW TEASER OF THE NEW ALBUM!!!! NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!! MIIIIIKIIIIIIII!!!!!!! AliensAndPlushies Nerdy_Purdy HEY HEY HEY! ANSWER ME! I NEED MORE INFO! *claps hands while talking* HEY HEY HEY! MY BABY BOYS HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT ON FEB 24 AFTER HOBI'S BDAY, THE MOMMA THEY HAVE AFTER JIN NEEDS TO KNOW!Aish estas putas no contestan! Pujule! Y Creer que una es mi hija. PUÑETA, CONTESTALE A TU MADRE, CANTO DE CABRONA!
(These daughters of whores don't answer! Damn! And to believe one of them is my daughter. Curse, answer you mother, you piece of male pubic hair! I know, Spanish meanings towards our curse words are fucking weird......)Now... BIGHIT, I AIN'T DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT! I NEED MY SONS AND I WILL GET MY SONS! I WANNA SING STIGMA WITH MY HUBBY AND DAB TO CYPHER 3! I ALSO WANNA SING AM I WRONG AND BS AND T OUT LOUD AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AND CRY AT THE CONCERT THEN HOLD MY SQUEALS IN A MEET AND GREET WITH MY SONS!
My god, I forgot the vid where Kookie says "I gotta be a bad boy." I always quote that when he says that in WoH. "Yes I'm a bad boy and I like bad girl" I always do air quotes and roll my eyes. Literally.
I got a vid of BTS from LuzBrightStar I feel it's BTS. I just know it, I created two fans... I feel accomplished..... Literally accomplished. What? I feel like I made a goal in life happen. Although I went to the Ricky Martin concert last year, Magcon, Big Time Rush concert and now the Bruno Mars concert, I should leave space for my bro's. But if BTS comes, oh hell no! Apthe tickets start selling, I order front row with backstage and meet and greet. I don't care how much money mom spends. I.NEED.TO.MEET.THESE.ANGELS.AND.MY.HOPE.
MY HOPE, I LOVE YOU AND I'LL CRY IN YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH ICE CREAM IN MY THROAT! I LOVE YOU HOBI! And I have BTS written in Korean in my left wrist in sharpie, got forced to erase it by mom. ITS JUST A SIMPLE THING! ITS NOT A PERMANENT TATTOO! ITS JUST A SIMPLE WRITTING IN MY HAND! ITS NOTHING THAT YOU SHOULD BE MAD AT! I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY NEW PIERCING, I COULD GET IT OUT WITH FRIENDS WHEN I'M FOURTEEN, DO YOU SEE ME GOING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND GETTING A PIERCING?! NO? THEN A SIMPLE SHARPIE TATTOO IS NOTHING!
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Anime/K-Pop jokes/stuff only otakus/kpopers get/ WATTYS2017
RandomSo here are a few jokes that Otakus might get!