I wanna be a Vampire Researcher

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by nyhlakitty21

by nyhlakitty21

I want to be a vampire researcher.

Need proof why? Here it is.

Jk has fangs and look so damn sexy I'm ded. I know about vamps tho....

Really! Don't believe me? Here we go!

Studies have shown that vampires are among us. They are real people. They aren't as mean as anime makes them look, as forceful as they make me look(take DL and Vamp Knight as examples.) They aren't as sparkly as Twilight makes them(SPARKLY PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING EXIST!) and they have longer than average fangs. They are nice. They aren't mean! They are misunderstood creatures created by hell. Just like werewolfs!

I did some research a while ago. I searched up on my phone "Are vampires real?" And an article popped up. I read it and they said they are real. It says what I just summed up into a short paragraph! And I'm telling you, don't misunderstand vampires as those shits called Sakamakis and Edward Cullen cause they suck and aren't like real vampires, hoes!

It says what I just summed up into a short paragraph! And I'm telling you, don't misunderstand vampires as those shits called Sakamakis and Edward Cullen cause they suck and aren't like real vampires, hoes! — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

I also found Kookie in a manga. Look at where it says "Lookism." That's JungKook.

His eyes are photoshopped but look at them. Damn. So sexy.

I found this in a fanfic which is in my "Yaoi Pleasures" list if you wanna check that out~! Along with other TaeKook/VKook ff's!

Today was my dads bday, we went to Ihop. THE SERVICE WAS SO FUCKING BAD! THE MANAGER HAD TO SERVE US! Literally never going to get him as a waiter again! He had three other tables and they ha ethe same complaint as us. He was too slow with our food, he started taking other orders and ect. I ate so much, I feel like I could give birth to another kid~! I had a burger and two plates of pancakes since mom,dad and Gabe ordered the unlimited pancake thing. And I wanted a caramel mocchiato since I was in gong coffee earlier, didn't get one cause they didn't have mocchiatos.

And yes, I'm still scared of my confession towards BTS.

Also, I watched Ao no Exorcist this morning. Still waiting your season 2 of YoI!!! Me and Miki texted last night of how YoI had us.

I was searching for the You Never Walk Alone pre order so I can have both copies, left and right, for Val's day. But my mom won't buy it..... I'd have to spend my money for my albums~!!!! Fuck!

I earned a new follower..... But she hates cursing, smut and triggering stuff. Bitch, why do you follow me anyway?! All I write is curse words flowing to you! I write smut from time to time! Maenaemayham gonna read it~! Haven't cause parents around me at all times. And I just wrote a trigger chapter like two days ago! The fuck?!

COFFEE CAME ON!!! FUCK YOU, JEON JUNGKOOK AND NAM NAM!

The song is cheesy and adorable but it freaks me the fuck out cause I sang it for a whole week straight! But since Taehyung says "Baby" I'll let it slip. What? His voice is so sexy and I'll let it slip.

I'm gonna be singing this along with Cypher pt3: Killer and Agust D. Help.