(a/n: idek what im doing. enjoy. 😂😂)
gerard read online that an egg can give a man an intense orgasm so he decided to make a quick run to the store. all he got was a cartin of large eggs.
when he got home he didnt even bother to put the eggs in the fridge, he just grabbed one and went into his room. after removing all of his clothes and getting comfortable on his bed he slowly inserted the egg into his ass. he cringed at the feeling of the cold object inside of him. he pulled the egg out pushed it back in, repeating the motion several times. right as he was about to cum, he lost grip of the egg. he felt it get stuck inside of him and he panicked. the egg, was stuck.
after several days of having an egg stuck in his ass he decided to go to the doctor. as he went up to the front desk he got nervous. he knew that thay would ask what was wrong and he knew how badly he was going to be judged. he walked up to the desk. a woman said " hello, why are you here today?" gerard sweats nervously "uhm, i may have gotten an egg stuck, in,, my ass" the lady behind the desk visibly cringed and said "dr. iero will be right with you" gerard thanked her and took a seat in the back.
after about 30 minutes of waiting, a young looking man with black hair and skinny jeans on came out and said "Gerard Way?" he looked like the kind of guy who wears band t's under his lab coat. gerard stood and walked over to the man. "im dr. iero. we're gonna go right down the hall and to the left" they walked down the hall and into the room on the left. "so here it says you uhm, got an egg stuck in your butt?" dr. iero said, quietly laughing to himself. "uhm, yeah" i gerard responded. "okay lets take a look. ill step out for about 5 minutes. put on this gown." dr. iero left and gerard but on the gown.
dr. iero had gerard lay on the bed in the room and used a surgical tool to open gerards ass to take a look inside. "ah yes. that egg is definitely in there. im gonna use the clamps to remove it. quick and easy. it might hurt a bit tho". gerard held his breath as dr. iero removed the egg. the feeling of being empty made gerard hard and dr. iero couldnt help but notice. he slowely rubbed gerards thighs before grabbing his throbbing erection and began pumping. gerard let soft moans escape his lips. he pumped faster and faster before gerard came all over the inside of the gown. "i think thats all then. " dr. iero said after a few minutes of awkward silence.
