Introducing the Unimorts

Your FAVORITE T.I.R.E.D POTATO

Hey, I'm DerpEmpire ! And this is a little about me,

Fandoms/Shows/Books

Bloody jack

Percy Jackson

Heroes of Olympus

Trials of Apollo

Magnus Chase

Kane Chronicles

NCIS

CSI

Magicans

Librarians

Harry Potter

Persassy Jacksasson

Steven Universe

Persassius Achilliesass Jacksasson

About me

I has brown hair

I has brown eyes

I am Italian american

I love to swim

I was diagnosed with depression

I can play barri sax

magenta MAgenta MAGENTA

I am TIRED 

ABOUT THE BELLUS DERPUS PEGASUS

The Bellus Derpus is an elusive creature. Usually hiding in her cess pool room, too lazy to answer her Skype calls even though she is on the laptop all ready. All she does is read. She is forgotten from the world. Doctors say you wouldn't want her as a pet, like the rest of the world you shant want her. Maybe you should for get her too.