Introducing the Unimorts

yayaandapplehead

Um.. HI! I am Anna, and as to why my username is Yaya AND applehead is because Apple head is my boyfriend Josh... he likes to dab... lol

I HAVE A PEN, I HAVE PINEAPPLE, UH! PINEAPPLE PEN.~Josh

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? -_-

#TRIGGERED and PISSED OFF WHALE!~Josh

Um.... I have ADHD and Anxiety, and Schizophrenia...

Also, I swear like a sailor, SO BE WARNED! 

I have the same Birthday as Rick Riordan, Josh is 11 months and 29 days older than me, also a Gemini, and  I LOVE PJO AND HOO! HARRY POTTER IS MY LYFE!

I also enjoy MyStreet by the YouTuber named Aphmau. I recommend that you watch her! But, don't talk to me if you Ship Garmau, Travmau, Zanemau, or Garcinda. 

I ship Aarmau, Travlyn, Zane~Chan, and Dancole. I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME THAT AARMAU WILL SURVIVE!

OUAT and pretty much all of the Chicago Series' on NBC is my life. I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE NEW SEASON OF OUAT, THOUGH.

I am a smart ass, don't fuck with me or spam won't even begin to describe what I can and WILL do to you. I am particularly enthralled with throwing knives, although, Josh took my knives because he doesn't trust me, figures.

I pretty much hate my life. 

I am Russian, so no Communism jokes, no Putin jokes, no Russian for Deez Nutz jokes, (cough JOSH! cough) (#SORRYNOTSORRY ~Josh)

I LIEK TO RAPE TURTLES!~Josh

Don't even question that....

Anyways, I am a Gemini,  here a few Gemini things!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/89/71/12/897112a6a4f9a791658c6a21da0c4512.jpg 

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/d2/4a/3bd24a7acd9bb997f55b9ce75c485fc0.jpg 

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d6/b8/6a/d6b86acd2ef7b9daeec7548394f9f9de.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6d/29/dd/6d29dd0dc46bb92cca4a16d2bd8ad35e.jpg This one is the most accurate....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c6/30/7d/c6307dd2f9fdf946270c5acda13ac057.jpg AKA Don't fuck with me...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/85/25/e6/8525e68f839e68fcc2082158857323bb.png 

They spelled inconsistent wrong.... idiots... lol

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e6/5e/15/e65e1517cdc68dd15dbfd5b8b45cb04a.jpg

http://betaimages.sunfrogshirts.com/2016/04/28/QUEEN-OF-GEMINI-Black-_w91_-front.jpg
KNEEL BEFORE ME, PEASANTS!

Okay, I am done with that...

IMPORTANT INFORMATION: 
If you are struggling with thoughts of suicide/depression, please, DO NOT hesitate to talk to me. I won't judge. 

ALSO, PLEASE CALL THIS NUMBER IF YOU REALLY NEED HELP. 1-800-273-8255

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT INFORMATION: The Unimorts aren't just a cult, we are FAMILY.

Love, Anna. 

AND JOSH!

P.S.~Josh

There are 69 letter F's in this chapter... lol I LIEK TO RAPE TURTLES!

BYE!