All is Fair in Love and War

I uploaded earlier cause well I just couldn't help it!!!! I'm sorry I'm addicted to writing! I know your all disappointed

Prologue

JULIETTE'S POV

I skipped out of the hotel elevator and made my way to the breakfast bar. I was so hungry I could eat a zebra! Than again I was always hungry, not joking half of the time I thought about food and the other it was, wait where we talking about? Oh well I don't remember! Mom says that I got my grandma Lola's attention span. She was one weird grandma. Seriously who throws a Bunny out the window!?!?! Apparently she does!

"hey!" Krystal shouted coming up behind me and jumping on my back. I staggered failing miserably to keep my balance so we both fell to the floor.

"Ouch! Get off me you fat ass!" Krystal shouted trying to get me off her by now we had everyone's attention so I decided to play with her.

"But baby" I whined faking hurt, "you didn't say that last night"

"What!?" She shouted out

My lip trembled as fake tears welded at my eyes, "so that's it!? I give you my virginity and now I'm nothing!"

If looks could torture someone, I'm sure just by Krystal's glare I would of been experiencing the worst torture imaginable! You know like being forced to sit down and watch reruns of Glee or listen to Justin Bieber? Now that my friend was torture wordy of the army.

"Jules" she growled. I winked and got off her. Everyone was staring at us their mouths wide open in shock for those that understood, others just looked flat out confused. My poor servants.

Krystal and I made our way to the lobby where May, Griffin, Josh, Jasper and Connor were waiting. Wow that's a lot of people! I'm so so popular, I sighed solemnly if only smurfs were this easy to gather! If I could see smurfs and they saw me I would be the happiest person alive! Me, Smurfs and Spoony! Cause of course I had to bring my favorite spoon! Spoons are the perfect weapon people get it!?

Ohmybanainais where's Bob!? If I didn't bring that unicorn back safely to my grandma she would kill me!

Bob where are you!? I screamed inside my mind only hearing echoes. Wow it was empty in here.

"Jules? Jules?"

I saw fingers being snapped in front of me bring me back to reality.

"Imma use the spoon to spoon your eyes out bitch!" I shouted immediately only to receive odd glances, "what bitches I'm fabulous!"

"Since your so fabulous you can go wake Olive up" Connor said smirking. I grinned evil before getting the required ingredients for Olive's wake up. Wake up call found you sleeping with another man in my bed, wait when did this turn into a serial killing?

Spoony: it will as soon as Olive wakes up

Bob: don't listen to that boring spoon, he's just jealous cause we have all the fun!

Me: your right Bob!

Yes I have conversations with Spoony and Bob! Something wrong with that frankencookie!? Wait what does a frankencookie taste like? Mitchel will you let me eat you! Yes I'm deciding your name is now Mitchel! Wait who the fuck am I talking too? Did I take my meds this morning?

I finished setting up the oil around Olive's bed. She looked so cute while sleeping, no worry lines or scowls. She looked absolutely peaceful and I was absolutely going to ruin it! Ain't I a great cousin!? Again who am I talking too? Oh well this was going to be fun.

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Tell me if I should continueness!? This is just a prologue and its set ahead of time! Warming it'll be a bit more serious but of course with Jules being like Lola who can be serious? Anyways

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