All is Fair in Love and War

Food fight and Jaspers come back

School Fight (chapter 5)

OLIVIA'S POV

I leaned back against Connor leisurely, I was sitting sideways my back against Connors right arm and my feet propped up on the stool in front of me. It was a very comfortable position.

I sighed and snuggled further into him only to fall backward and hit my head against the floor as I leaned against nothing but air. I heard laughter and I opened my eyes too see Connor on the floor and my oh dear friends laughing. You know with friends like them who needs enemies rights?

I sat up and rubbed my head, glaring at them which only induced their laughter. I considered the possible options, I could either let it slide or get evil. Hm that is such a hard choice. Get evil obviously!

I smirked and grabbed the slice of pizza that lying untouched on my tray. I gripped it by the crust and swung it, slapping Krystal, Jules and Josh in one fluid emotion. Haha pizza slap!

"Oops didn't see your faces there" I said as I dropped the slice back on the tray. I wasn't sure I was going to eat it the pizza at first but now I definitely wasn't. It was contaminated with their germs. God knows where they had been rolling around.

"Bitch" Krystal murmured.

"Yes Krystal and we all know your a sad little turtle because you can no longer eat the tomatoes" Jules said.

We all gave her a what-the-fuck are you talking about look and she simply shrugged in answer.

I thought nothing of it until I felt cold slim go down my shirt. I looked down with a glare to see Jules blue slushy making its way down my shirt. I glared at her with all my might and grabbed Connors smashed potatoes and throwed them at her. She dodged and it some guy behind her who in turn smashed his friends head into his lunch.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!!"

I quickly jumped behind the table, surveying the area around me. People were going crazy throwing food at each other, others on the floor wrestling. Teachers were trying to control the chaos but it was too out of control. Eventually they gave up and stood aside and that was my cue.

I grabbed a hand full of Apple sauce and threw it at the nearest person near me. This went on for the next couple minutes, Jules, Jas, and me had all huddled together to keep each other protected. Nothing could ruin this.

"Hey Olive"

My happy face turned into a grimace as I saw Stacy. She was covered head to toe in food and was obviously pissed off. Fucking hell I do not think of the devil so why the hell does she still appear?! There has to be something wrong here.

"Watchya want hoe?" Jas asked, he was usually nice and sweet but when it came to Stacy well.... let's just say he could match my level of hatred towards her and he has barely been here a week!

"Oh very clever fag, you want a reward?" Stacy sneered crossing her arms over her chest.

"Yes but I'm sure your type of reward would consist of me going into something filled with STDS and viruses. Besides I rather stay out of the Bermuda triangle that is your va-jay jay so many go in, many don't come back out alive"

I cracked a grin at Jaspers response, the kid had spunk!

"Go to hell!" She screeched before storming off in her 4 inch hooker heels. She didn't get far as a stray ball of food hit her in the side of the head knocking her over. It was hilarious, imagine a hippo walking in heels and a short skirt than falling over. That's how funny it was.

"Jas my man, I have to say I love you" I said holding a tray of food in front of me as a shield.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!"

Everyone froze as the sound of the principals voice. It echoed through out the now deadly still cafeteria. I slowly let my tray drop to the ground. We were screwed.

Our principle Mr. Johnson was one scary guy, standing at 6 feet with long lean arms and stern eyes he could make any person stop in their tracks. He never smiled and his hair almost looked like a wig and if it wasn't for the fact that I never saw it fall of I would be certain it was! His voice was strong and struck fear into everyone in the school.

"All of you get cleaned up and go to your classes now!!" He shouted making all of us scurry off in a hurry.

JULES POV

Lizzie Borden took an axe

Whacked her mother 40 times

When she what she had done

Whacked her father 41

I know creepy but its not as bad as Krystals dead rose collection. Bunch of dead rose petals in a jar to symbolize the death of love and suffering. She also has daggers, ninja starts and a katana blade. She has an arsenal! I was extremely jealous but Mommy says no weapons for Jules! I don't get why! Its not like I'm going to go on a rampage and shop turtles heads off! Speaking of turtles how do turtles have sex?

"Hey Olive how do turtles have sex?" I asked her in the middle of math class. I received a couple of weird looks from the people around us but I gave them the birdy and they immediately went back to what they were doing.

"Jules I don't know and honestly I'm not interested in turtle intercourse" she said not bothering to look up from her work. Holy fuck letters and numbers! This is Satan's work! Seriously the alphabet and numbers should stay separated. You don't use English rules when solving math problems so why mix them!? I would never understand the human race.

"Alright class attention please" Mrs. DeFranco said as she stood in front of the class, "since the votes have been totalled it has been decided that the class trip will be to Italy!" She said excitedly.

The class erupted into happy shouts and cheers including my own. I could get banned from Italy now! This would be fun, I looked over at Olive and saw how she was not paying attention. I could tell when she was in her own little world by the look that glazed over her eyes. She's been doing it a lot lately.

"You okay Olive?" I asked placing a gentle hand on her shoulder. She nodded and gave me what I knew was a fake smile.

"I'm fine" she lied. I narrowed my eyes but let it go for now. I would find out sooner or later and believe me it would be sooner than later.

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Sorry for making you all wait so long but I've been sick. This whole last month I've been in and out of the hospital but I couldnt just leave you guys hanging so I did the best I could! Sorry for the crappy chapter but I seriously don't feel well.