Yoongs: play nice Jiminie
Yoongs: I really like her
Jimin: I'll give it a week
Tae😷: 20 bucks says two weeks
Jimin: oh you're so fucking on my dude
Kookie🍪: hey Minnie?
Kookie🍪: do you think you could come help me with something?
Jimin: yeah of course
Tae😷: hoe don't do it
Tae😷: he probably wants help with the boner he got cause u posted a new selfie
Kookie🍪: THATS NOT TRUE SHUT UP
Kookie🍪: you looked really pretty though
Kookie🍪: what
Kookie🍪: I meant shitty
Kookie🍪: u looked bad ok
Jimin: how rude
Yoongs: stop being so gay im adding her
Hobi🔫: I bought airplane tickets we can jump out a plane btw guys
Jimin: god bless you Hobi
Yoongs has added May🎀 into the group chat 'aye lmao'
Yoongs: Jiminie this is my girlfriend
May🎀: It's nice to finally meet you ^.^
Jimin: can u buy bleach if you aren't of legal age cause I'm boutta get so lit my insides will feel like they were lit on fire if u know what I mean☠️
Tae😷: we have plane tickets
Jimin: go out in style amirite
May🎀: ???
Kookie🍪: hello~
Jimin: Kookie
Kookie🍪: sorry
Joon🎹: you're so fucking whipped my dude
Kookie🍪: shut up
Hobi🔫: if we go to Vegas first
Hobi🔫: we could either lose all our money so it'll make killing ourselves 10 times more worth it
Hobi🔫: or we could become filthy rich and wear fake fur coats and tell people what to do so when we go in debt people will treat us like shit again so killing ourselves will be 20 times more worth it
May🎀: what's going on?
Jimin: a suicide pact
Jimin: if ur a bitch and Yoongi doesn't listen to us we're killing ourselves because his stubbornness has been going on for too long now
Yoongs: Jimin shut up
May🎀: I'm not a bitch don't worry :)
Jimin: only bitches say that
Yoongs has kicked Jimin out of the group chat
Yoongs: I'm so sorry May
May🎀: it's okay Yoongi
May🎀: he's your best friend of course he's protective
Tae😷: ugh
Kookie🍪 has added Jimin into the group chat 'aye lmao'
Jimin: y'all I am so offended
Jimin: how fuckin dare you kick me out of the group chat
Yoongs: god damn it Jungkook
Kookie🍪: I didn't want him being lonely
Tae😷: oh my god you need to stop ask him out already ffs
Jimin: ask who out?
Jimin: who do you like Kookie?
Kookie🍪: nobody what
May🎀: wait are you gay Jungkook?
Jinnie👑: honey we're all fucking gay where have you been?
Tae😷: I'll clear it up for you
Tae😷: Hobi and I have been dating for a very long time
Tae😷: Jin and Namjoon are lowkey together but neither of them will admit it
Joon🎹: that's not true what
Tae😷: Jungkook likes Jimin but Jimin is oblivious as fuck and I think Jimin is fucking everyone tbh
Jimin: that sums it up pretty well
Jimin: but Kookie doesn't like me
Jimin: I actually think he hates me lmao
Kookie🍪: yes that's true I hate you do not like you one bit nopenope
Tae😷: death is coming
Tae😷: and it's in the form of bleach and Vegas
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FanfictionYoongs has added May🎀 into the group chat 'aye lmao' Yoongs: Jiminie this is my girlfriend May🎀: It's nice to finally meet you ^.^ Jimin: can u buy bleach if you aren't of legal age cause I'm boutta get so lit my insides will feel like they were...
