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i didn't write the verkwan date for this book bc it would be the typical coffee shop w/ vernon flirting ykno
also i want to make most of this book a text au rather than an irl ff
k enjoy (if you can)

booyonce: did you get home?
vermeme: yep (:
vermeme: are you home safe 2??
booyonce: ye tyty
vermeme: wait...
booyonce: ??
vermeme: you asked if i got home, which means you wonder if i got home safe, which means you care about me
booyonce: ...
booyonce: stop
vermeme: yOU LOVe mE I knEw iT
booyonce: wtf no
booyonce: im just a nice person??
vermeme: k
vermeme: sure ;)
booyonce: haNSOL pLs
booyonce: istg
vermeme: okay chill
vermeme: you tsun
booyonce: bOI IF YOU DONT-
booyonce: im triggered
booyonce: wAIT YOU SAID TSUN IM SNORTING
vermeme: wtf
booyonce: you're a weeb
vermeme: no im fking not boi
booyonce: 'boi'
booyonce: omfg you're a dead meme aswell
booyonce: you're a deadweebmeme
booyonce: 'verweeb'
booyonce: 'verdeadmeme'
vermeme: stfu
vermeme: im hilarious
vermeme: you don't kno me
booyonce: ik you enough to kno you're lame af (:
vermeme: well fuck you then (:
booyonce: can't wait ((:
vermeme: ofc you can't (((:
booyonce: yep you're right ((((:
vermeme: oMG BOO SToP
booyonce: i win
vermeme: wat
vermeme: it's not a competition ??
booyonce: sour loser (:
vermeme: omg your like 6 i swear ??
booyonce: k at least im young and fabulous
booyonce: you crusty ass 45-year-old looking-
vermeme: wow thx :'
booyonce: iM SORRY AND KIDDING PLS
booyonce: hansol
booyonce: vernon
booyonce: im sorry
booyonce: you're cute
booyonce: want another date???
booyonce: ilikeyou
vermeme: oh sorry i was gone what were you saying??
booyonce: omg hansol really
vermeme: no one loves me so i got excited
booyonce: oh
booyonce: you're smol
vermeme: no
booyonce: cute
vermeme: pls
booyonce: k i gtg now
booyonce: bye (:
vermeme: bye boo
booyonce: ily
booyonce: aS A FRIEND I MEAN
vermeme : mhm
vermeme: ilyt
vermeme: oh, as a friend ;)
booyonce: gOtta blAst!!1!11!
vermeme: you're shy
vermeme: cute
vermeme: bye :)


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toDRICK HALL IS QUEEN IM SOBBING

imlazyandiwanttoeatso

k byeeeeeeee

~splitting on trees w/ todrick asgducvdhdi i wish

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