Undertale the Musical Lyrics

Let's Dating Nerd!

Alphys:
I got past the door!
My god he's on the floor and-
Mettaton, are you-
Oh thank god, he just ran out of batteries, he should be fine, and-

Oh, human, hi!
I suppose that I-
Should explain just why-
I'm sorry, I thought we could be pals if I just put myself into your life!

... You understand, right?
If my friend were gone,
I'm not sure that I could live without Mettaton

N-no problem, you know?
He's a robot, so,
I could build another,
If you messed him up, just like I messed things up, I always mess things up, I'm... (Spoken)

I'm garbage. I'm a screwup, I've always been a screwup, always will be a screwup. I'll never be able to impress Asgore, or Undyne, or you, or... d-don't tell Undyne I said this, but, I've... I've always tried to mask my screw-ups, b-because... I... I like the way she tells me... she'll beat up anyone that tries to mess with me, and I'm... I'M... I'M SO MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU, UNDYNE! I JUST WANT HER TO HOLD ME! HOLD ME, UNDYNE!
Undyne: UNDYNE DO WHAT?
Alphys: U-Undyne! Hi!
Undyne: Whoa! Mettaton's all decked out - and so are you? What's the occasion? Were you on a date?
Alphys: Uh, well, y-yes - I mean, n-no, I mean... I was... picturing a date... with you... romantically in my head...
Undyne: WHAT?
Alphys: I MEAN! I mean... Undyne, I... I've been lying to you.

(Sung)
I have been lying about everything
Seaweed's not important, I just put it in ice cream!

And the books I said were human history,
They are just comic books for big nerds like me!

The history movies that you based your whole way
Of living and fighting on
They're just anime

They're not real, and I want to say-
I just slack off and eat yogurt!
Sitting in my PJs...

(Spoken)
Undyne: Alphys...
Alphys: I just wanted to impress you! I just wanted you to think I was cool! That I wasn't some... nerdy loser...
Undyne: Alphys...
Alphys: I just... I think you're really great, okay?
Undyne: Alphys. Shhh. Shhhh.

(Singing)
Undyne: Stop saying all that junk, I do think you're neat!
Most of what you said doesn't matter to me!
All of the things you watch are just nerdy crap,
But you have PASSION, and I care about that!
It doesn't matter what it is, YOU CARE!
WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER!

Alphys: Oh my god my hair...

Undyne:
You do not have to lie to me anymore!
I'll help you be happy with the person you are!

Alphys: Undyne, do you mean it?

Undyne: You bet I do, now don't be scared!
Be prepared!
(Spoken) For your training regimen!

Papyrus: Get those bones shaking! Let's jog 100 laps around the theatre, hooting about how great we are!
Undyne: Ready? I'm about to start the timer!
Alphys: Undyne, I... thank you...
Papyrus and Alphys: Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

(Pause)
(Over music)
Undyne: OH, MY GOD! She was kidding, right? Those cartoons, those comics... those are still real, right? ANIME'S REAL, RIGHT?

(Music fades)
Papyrus and Alphys: Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Papyrus: Ninety-nine more to go!
Alphys: Can we... take a break... maybe?
Papyrus: Sure! As long as you're the one taking breaks and I'm not!
Undyne: You take real good care of Alphys, human! She deserves it!
Alphys: Phew... I... I haven't had... that much exercise... ever... H-human. T-there's something you need to see.

(Sung)
I know you heard Undyne
Said I do not need to lie
So I won't today

I've done more than enough lying
I'm tired of trying
It anyway

Undyne showed lots of concern
Telling me I deserved
A happy life!

If she knew the things I did
She wouldn't like me, kid
Not my fish wife! (Don't tell her I said that!)

So step this way
Like in anime
'Cause I trust you
Do what you need to

Do with my secret,
Dangit, Alphys, quit it!
Stop that dismay,
Come on, this way...