Cinder awoke to purring sound. He opened his eyes and saw Mr.Twinkles on top of him. He scratched behind Mr.Twinkles ears. As he started to purr louder Cinder smiled. Life was pretty chill right now. Then reality slaps him in the face. "Flippity flip flop I don't know where we are". They were hopelessly lost. The only thing good that came out of this was Cinders drug trip. At least he got to escape reality even if all he did was see the creepy old spice guy and neon colors swirls. He sat up and Mr.Twinkles jumped off giving him a scowling face. Cinder looked at his surroundings realizing that he again had no idea where he was. He got and started to walk away with Mr.Twinkles hoping he'd do d his way home soon
A couple of hours later........
Cinder was starting to lose hope that he'd ever hear the sound of Nancy and the steps hoes voices. Although it is a reprieve for him to not hear them, at least their voice would be familiar in this difficult time. He suddenly saw a house ahead in the distance so he rushed off towards it with Mr.Twinkles hot on his trail. As Cinder got closer to the house a pugent smell hit him like a punch in the face. "God this smells familiar". Cinder rubbed his chin thoughtfully. He then shrugged and continued on hoping this house would have food and that whoever lived their was nice. He finally got to the house and tried knocking on the door. There was no answer so he peered through the windows burnt was too dark to see anything. Finally he went to the back door and jiggled the handle. "Wow the door actually opened" he said surprised. Cinder walked in and saw mushrooms littered all over the floors and was once again hit with that pugent, nasty smell. "I know ive smelt this before but I just can't out my nose to it" (*ba dum tss*). "Oh Satan, Fergie the "Fairy" lives here Fuck"!! "Okay, okay I gotta chill, ill just go get some food for me and Mr.Twinkles, and I hope to god it's not laced with drugs". Cinder and Mr.Twinkles creeper further into the house praying to Satan that Fergie wasn't here. They finally found the kitchen. "Now to get some food" Cinder whispered excitedly. He opened the fridge and saw his favorite food dick and chips. He also saw Mr.Twinkles favorite food pussy flavored tuna. He turned around to tell Mr.Twinkles and guess what he wasn't there again. "Mr.Twinkles where are you" he hissed. He spotted him in the position of him about to pounce on a dick scurrying around. "Mr.Twinkles No, I have dick flavored tuna right here for you stooop". Mr.Twinkles gave him death glare and punched on the dick. Coming up with nothing and realizing that the dick had scurried up stairs, Mr.Twinkles ran after it. "God damn it Mr.Twinkles" Cinder said exasperatedly. He crept up the stairs after him praying that they could just get the food and go soon. He searched up stairs to avail. He could find he precious cat. So he gave up and went down stairs. And to his surprise Me.Twinkles was eating the dick tuna in the kitchen but someone else was there. It was Fergie the Drug "Fairy" standing there with a smirk on his face and a joint in his hand. He took a couple puffs and said "Hey Cinder did ya miss me?".
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The Cinder Prince
HumorCome along on this fun adventure. It's similar to Cinderella but farce, funny, and cringey.