At my funeral
Toy Bonnie: *crying* nooooo whyyyy
Skye: ehhhhh.......
Foxy: *is crying internally because he doesn't want to seem like a baby in front of Skye*
Ray's ghost: why tf are you guys crying
Toy Bonnie: cause you're dead
Ray's ghost: so?
Toy Bonnie: you cry at funerals though......
Skye: yeah.....
Ray's ghost: don't cry that I'm dead! Celebrate by drinking a lot that I lived a good life!! PARTY! HAVE FUN! DONT SIT HERE AND CRY! GOD!
Foxy: but we miss you.....
Ray's ghost: boi I'm right here
Foxy: that's just a ghost
Ray's ghost: its still me innit?
Foxy: yeah but....
Ray's ghost: THEN STOP CRYING
Everyone: ......
Ray's ghost: *materializes alcohol out of thin air and tosses it at sky* here drink this
Skye: what is it?
Ray's ghost: confidence in a bottle now drink and pass it!
Skye: *does so*
Much later.....
Everyone: *drunk and partying their hearts out, still in the church*
Pastor: *drunk* who died again....?
Everyone: uh......Ray?
Pastor: ah *passes out*
Everyone:*does the same*
Ray: *wakes up* holy crap what tf kind of dream was that?
Toy Bonnie: what?
Ray: in my dream, I died and everyone was crying at my funeral and I came as a ghost and to LD them to party and they all passed out, drunk.
Toy Bonnie: you sure have some weird dreams now go back to sleep you have midterms in the morning
Ray: kill me now...... Finnnneeee I'll go to sleep night
Toy Bonnie: night
Both: *falls asleep*
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I'm writing this at 1 in the morning and I do have midterms tomorrow. Yes I know your probably thinking "oh its not 1am so they're lying ooooooohhh" no. Not lying. Im writing this at one but I'm publishing it later. Imma got to bed. Night.....morning? Ah whatever
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Random FNAF Stuff Part 2
RandomHey guys, ready for more randomness? With all your favorite characters. Skye, Hannah, Ray(da author, aka me) and every single animatronic in the fnaf series. Enjoy!