If i were to die

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At my funeral

Toy Bonnie: *crying* nooooo whyyyy

Skye: ehhhhh.......

Foxy: *is crying internally because he doesn't want to seem like a baby in front of Skye*

Ray's ghost: why tf are you guys crying

Toy Bonnie: cause you're dead

Ray's ghost: so?

Toy Bonnie: you cry at funerals though......

Skye: yeah.....

Ray's ghost: don't cry that I'm dead! Celebrate by drinking a lot that I lived a good life!! PARTY! HAVE FUN! DONT SIT HERE AND CRY! GOD!

Foxy: but we miss you.....

Ray's ghost: boi I'm right here

Foxy: that's just a ghost

Ray's ghost: its still me innit?

Foxy: yeah but....

Ray's ghost: THEN STOP CRYING

Everyone: ......

Ray's ghost: *materializes alcohol out of thin air and tosses it at sky* here drink this

Skye: what is it?

Ray's ghost: confidence in a bottle now drink and pass it!

Skye: *does so*

Much later.....

Everyone: *drunk and partying their hearts out, still in the church*

Pastor: *drunk* who died again....?

Everyone: uh......Ray?

Pastor: ah *passes out*

Everyone:*does the same*

Ray: *wakes up* holy crap what tf kind of dream was that?

Toy Bonnie: what?

Ray: in my dream, I died and everyone was crying at my funeral and I came as a ghost and to LD them to party and they all passed out, drunk.

Toy Bonnie: you sure have some weird dreams now go back to sleep you have midterms in the morning

Ray: kill me now...... Finnnneeee I'll go to sleep night

Toy Bonnie: night

Both: *falls asleep*
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I'm writing this at 1 in the morning and I do have midterms tomorrow. Yes I know your probably thinking "oh its not 1am so they're lying ooooooohhh" no. Not lying. Im writing this at one but I'm publishing it later. Imma got to bed. Night.....morning? Ah whatever
L8r y'all

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