Hey guys, ready for more randomness? With all your favorite characters. Skye, Hannah, Ray(da author, aka me) and every single animatronic in the fnaf series. Enjoy!
Ray: alrighty and the next person on the list is William Afton.
Afton: That's me! *comes into the office and sits down* what's up?
Ray: *takes glasses off, puts them on the desk, and folds hands together* I have called you here today to say that, unfortunately, I'm going to have to let you go.
Afton: Why? I'm an essential part of the fnaf story!
Ray: That's true. It's just.... you're not really fun, man. Everyone is looking for someone interesting, funny, and someone who knows how to have a good time.
Afton: I can do all of that! Just give me a chance!
Ray: I am afraid not. Because I have already found your replacement.
Afton: You did? How? Who?
Ray: You are being replaced with Dave Miller
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Afton: Seriously?! You're replacing me with Dave?! We are almost the exact same person! He's not even from Five Nights at Freddy's!
Ray: You may be correct, but i did a poll with the animatronics and It's unanimous. They like Dave better.
Afton: You have got to be kidding
Ray: Nope.
Afton: What does he have that I don't?
Ray: Well, he's funny, he has a catchphrase, he's not a complete asshole, his motives are very different than yours, and he's just a cool guy to hang with. And you... you're just an asshole.
Afton:...... I....... *sigh*
Ray: *pulls out pink slip and hands it to him* It's time to go, Will. I would say its been a pleasure, but it really hasn't
Afton: *takes the slip and slouches out of the office*
Ray: Alright then, so now i gotta call Dave
Dave: No need Old Sport. I'm here
Ray: Jesus Christ! *falls out of chair* How did you-
Dave: don't question it, Sportsy
Ray: oh.... uhm.... ok...... *gets back up* well, you got the job
Dave: thank you, old sport! I know we're gonna have a good fucking time!
Ray: yes, yes. Now I have other things to do so....
