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Bonnie: Nice hat ;)

Freddy: thanks! :3

Bonnie: I was being sarcastic >:)

Freddy: Well, I stole your face! :)

Withered Bonnie: *hand goes to now missing face*
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Toy Chica: *goes up to Balloon Boy*

Balloon Boy: aha? *big smile*

Toy chica: *takes nose* Got your nose!

Balloon Boy: *laughs*

Jeremy: *kicks open door* LOOK OUT SHE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *pulls gun out of Narnia and starts shooting it*
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Bon Bon: You gotta help me, man! My bowtie is evil and it's trying to kill me!

Funtime Foxy: *stares at Bon Bon and slowly walks away*

Bon Bon: *looks down at bowtie* pls don't hurt me......

Bowtie: Muahahahahaha
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Springtrap: oh I wonder what this does

Springtrap: *presses button*

Springtrap: oh, I'm gay now. Huh.
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Mike: *is standing next to Fritz*

Fritz: *is standing next to Mike*

Fritz: *gets very close to Mike* I am a very tall midget
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Mr.Afton: I am depressed

Suddenly, pineapples

Mr.Afton: this does not help
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Hannah: hey, cool hat *takes Nightmare's hat and puts it on*

Nightmare's hat: *eats Hannah*
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Mark: *plays music box*

Everyone is dead around him
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Chica: Who parked their car....... on my sandwich?!

Plushtrap: I did!

Chica: EUAHG!!!!! *blows up*
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Mangle: My boyfriend said I was the most beautiful girl in the world

Baby: *giggles* My boyfriend said that too

Mangle: *Stabs Baby* there can be only one
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Foxy: would you like to see a magic trick?

Rebekah: *big smile* aha no!
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Purple:*points gun at phone guy* you're gonna die

Phone guy: we're all gonna die

Purple: *looks down and lowers gun*
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Ennard: do you want a piece of me

Ballora: yeah

Ennard: *yanks off piece of himself* well, here ya go then

Ballora: thanks *takes piece and walks away*
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Freddle 1: hey, here comes that trains-gender guy

Freddle 2: *looks*

Nightmare Balloon Boy: I like trains

They all get run over by a train
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Fnaf 3 guard: Will, there's a dead human in our house!

Afton: oh, hey, how did he get there

Fnaf 3 guard: Wh-

Ray: *bursts in* WOAH WOAH HEY

Afton: what?

Ray: THAT WAS NOT ASDF U DICK WAFFLE

Afton:oh.....?

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