somint:
hey how big is your dick
hixing:
what
somint:
i wanna know
hixing:
how many drugs did
you do today?
somint:
idk how many are there?
somint:
jk but being up at 2:46 am
is the same as doing crack right?
hixing:
why arent you sleeping???
somint:
i have a psychology paper due
in fIVE HOURS and im not done
hixing:
lmao youre screwed
hixing:
oops i mean at least youre
getting your work done now
somint:
lol no im watching conspiracy
theories
hixing:
SEOMIN!!
somint:
so how big is chanyeol's dick
then?
hixing:
idk ask chanyeol
somint:
i cANT bcuz you wont let
me talk to him!!!
hixing:
do your work
somint:
BRING ME MY OPPAR FIRST
hixing has added parkthechanyeol to the chat!
somint:
IDJFKSKDN
hixing:
im feeling generous
parkthechanyeol:
then why didnt you share any
of your lunch with me today
like wtf
hixing:
i didnt expect you to be awake
rn chanyeol tf is wrong with you
somint:
USJSBRKSKDO
parkthechanyeol:
who tf is this spazz
hixing:
my wife
somint:
ew i dont marry ppl who
only get -8 lines
parkthechanyeol:
OMG WAIT IS THIS
SUCCYMINT
somint:
this isnt my name but it
can be if you want it to be dADDY
parkthechanyeol:
ok are you sure this girl isnt
a prostitute?
hixing:
no
somint:
tbh i dont even know
if im a prostitute or not rn
hixing:
thats great sweetie
parkthechanyeol:
so succymint, i hear that your
bias is lisp lips
somint:
omg yaaa how'd you know
parkthechanyeol:
yixing talks about you
parkthechanyeol:
a lot
parkthechanyeol:
its actually really fucking
annoying, so if you can just
die or smthn that'd be gr8
somint:
already slitting my wrists
parkthechanyeol:
OMG I WASNT SERIOUS
somint:
neither was i but i wish i was
parkthechanyeol:
WHY IS THIS GIRL SO
DEPRESSING
hixing:
she's usually not like this
somint:
im just really tired and sadt
cuz skool
parkthechanyeol:
I KNOW WHAT TO DO
parkthechanyeol has added thesexyone to the chat!
thesexyone:
is this another group chat where
we exclude yixing and talk shit
about him
hixing:
wat
parkthechanyeol:
!!!!
thesexyone:
o oopsz
hixing:
its ok, we have one were we talk
shit about you too
somint:
i wanna talk shit about
yixing behind his back
hixing:
you already talk shit to my
face
thesexyone:
wait who the fuck is that
parkthechanyeol:
jake from statefarm
hixing:
your biggest fan :/
parkthechanyeol:
somONES Salti
thesexyone:
OMG IS THIS SUCCYMINT
somint:
no this is patrick
thesexyone:
!!!
somint:
jk but my name is seomin
not succymint
somint:
who dis lol
thesexyone:
seahoon!!!
somint:
yuduskfnN
somint:
HI
somint:
I LOVE YOU
thesexyone:
omg i love me too
hixing:
why didnt you act like
this when you met me???
somint:
bcuz ur ew
parkthechanyeol:
its true
parkthechanyeol has been removed from the chat!
somint:
ya so who wants to do
my work for me!
thesexyone:
oOps i Umh dROPped my pHone
gotTA bLast
thesexyone has left the chat!
somint:
rood!¡
hixing:
do your work you skank
somint:
stop being so bossy!!!
hixing:
youre acting like a 2 year old
omfg
somint:
no u
hixing:
ok gOODNIGHT
YOU ARE READING
SKYPE. ᶻ ᵞˣ
Fanfiction"aѕĸ нer тo ѕend noodѕ" || In which a girl fucks up and messages Yixing by mistake || •feat. The rest of EXO• ||lower case intended||
