㊛ Two ㊛

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seominnie:
ok but i have a question

hixzing:
speak bitch

seomminie:
can you hook me up with sum o
dat chanyeol bootAY

hixzing:
omg choKE

seominnie:
jkjkjk that wasnt my question

seominnie:
why tf did you tell me
that youre an exo member
after knowing me for legit
five minutes

seominnie:
like, are you stupid or smthn
i dont-

hixzing:
idk isnt that what happens
in fanfics?

seominnie:
ok but i dont read exo fanfics

hixzing:
yes you do

seominnie:
yes i do ;(((

seominnie:
but stILL that was dAngEroUS

hixzing:
I WAS TRYING TO FULFILL
YOUR FANGIRLIE HEART

seominnie:
but what if i was really an
internet pee dough file!!!

hixzing:
listen, i dont need a lecture
on how to live my life from
some lITTLE GIRL

seomminie:
IM NOT A LITTLE GIRL IM
19 AND A HALF!!&;

hixzing;
did you mean 3?

seominnie:
no i meant that i have
leg hairs that are more attractive
than you are

hixzing:
!!!!!

seominnie:
LET ME TALK TO CHANYEOL

hixzing:
YOU CANT INSULT ME AND
THEN DEMAND TO TALK TO
CHANYEOL THAT ISNT HOW
THIS WORKS

seominnie:
then lemme talk to sehun,
hes my bias wrecker! :^)))

hixzing:
then what am i??

seominnie:
ugly

hixzing:
shit u rite

seominnie:
just lEMME TALK TO
THEMDNDK

hixzing:
they dont know you exist tho

hixzing:
they think ive been talking
to baekhyun's grandmother
what a bunch of losers lmao

seominnie:
i wonder if they ever feel sorri for
you bcuz of how ugli you are

hixzing:
!!!!!

seominnie:
omO dont karATe me oPPAR
//blushies emojie

hixzing:
i got six different STDs from
reading that

hixzing:
omG CHEN JUST SHOVED
HIS HAND IN SEHUN'S MOUTH
IM LAUGIDKS

seominnie:
hmm kINky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hixzing:
why are you like this

seominnie:
bc you wont let me tALK TO
MY OPPARS

hixzing:
kys tty never bye

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