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somint:
yixing r u ded

hixzing:
yes

somint:
oh good

somint:
that would explain why
u havent talked to me in
2 days ok

hixzing:
have u forgotten that
i have sCHEDULES bcuz
i am an IDOL ¿

somint:
,,,

somint:
ya got me there

somint:
i thought you died cuz the
picture i sent u was too ugli
i felt so bad o nO

hixzing:
speaking of ugli, chanyeol
says hi

somint:
tell him he's bald

hixzing:
i told him and he locked
himself in his room lmao

somint:
lol hey heres a random thought
u should date boRa!

hixzing:
no

somint:
bUT Y SHES KYOOT

hixzing:
and according to you, shes
also a hoe

somint:
bUT PLEZ

hixzing:
but no

somint:
BUT LOOK AT HERR

somint:

hixzing:
hOLY SHIT

somint:
shes hot right????!!&

hixzing:
no i mean hOLY SHIT that grass
needs mowing

somint:
!!!!!!&((

hixzing:
why do you want me to date
your hoe friend???

somint:
actually thats a pretti funni
story hahahdhdh

somint:
ok so bora was bragging about
how she got to go to this one
exo concert way back when
in like 3874 BC and i got annoyed
and then OOPS i told her i know
you and now she wants the
yixingdick

hixzing:
SOJFEJSJFK SEOMIN

somint:
yes friend

hixzing:
I TOLD U NOT TO TELL
ANYONE WTFSJFJ IM
SO ANGERY

somint:

hixzing:
THIS ISNT A JOKE WHAT IF
SHE TELLS PEOPLE

somint:
she Said shE woulNdt

hixzing:
sig

hixzing:
okei

somint:
ok youll date her?!!(&)&

hixzing:
ew no, i dont want herpes

somint:
she doesnt have herpes!!!

somint:
maybe she has crabs tho,,,

hixzing:
please stop

somint:
;;((

hixzing:
hey we should meet up one
day

somint:
lol no, stay away from me

hixzing:
huh ya knoW mOST GIRLS
would WANT to meet me

somint:
my name isnt most girls, its
seomin stupid

hixzing:
hi seomin stupid how r u

somint:
jrjfndnskdkdn that backfired

hixzing:
lmao yes so we meet when?

somint:
in the year ki$$ my a$$

hixzing:
,,,

hixzing:
so did i mention that sehun
found your instagram and we
all know what you look like? ?

somint:
mY UGLI HAS BEEN REVEALED
TO MY OPPAR IM CRYIGNEK

hixzing:
seomin you arent ugli

hixzing:
youre super ugli :)

somint:
MjsjdnMmZm

hixzing:
so when do we meet up

somint:
when you finally get more
than 1 line in a song so nEVER

hixzing:
!!!:&&; b Y e