Follow our top five tips to get noticed by your crush! Even if she ends up laughing her butt of ya.
(1)Join the school play
Everybody loves an actor! Just make sure you don't end up as a background tree,or even worse,the backstage towel boy.
(2)Hang out with her friends
If they don't like you, then you've got no chance! So be nice,and try not to check out if they start boring ya.
(3)Lend her your umbrella when it rains
Nobody like getting wet (unless you're a fish). When it starts pouring, have it ready for her to use. Just make sure it ain't full of holes!
(4)Find her the least smelly spot on the school bus
It's the gentlemanly thing to do! And if the WHOLE bus stinks, then lend her the gas mask you use for the school toilets.
(5)Carry her stuff for her
Easy-peasy:Just follow her everywhere and do the heavy lifting. Just imagine it's a part of your training to be a WWE champ!
Authors note:This was inspired by K-zone
