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Do you know Craig?
...No? Ok then. He's this guy who coaches soccer with my dad. We also have a bunch of funny nicknames for him like:
Craigory
Phat (with a P H) Craig
Phat (with a P H) Craigory
Craigalicious
Craigtastic
Craigslist
Craighetti
Craighetti and meatballs
Craigsubishi
Mercedes-Craigs
Craigota
Basically any car name, but with Craig. One syllable names (Ford, Jeep, etc.) are just Craig. Any nicknames are welcome
Also- the P H in phat is so we don't call him fat, which is MEAN

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