"IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO WALK DOWN THE ROAD AND IF I EVER STOP SINGING I WILL EXPLODE!" Nikki sang loudly.
"Stop it! You're too loud," Kassandra covered her ears.
"NEVER OR I WILL EXPLODE!" Nikki sang louder.
"Stop it, or I will personally tear your tongue out," Kassandra demanded.
"Worst cousin EVER," Nikki shot back.
Kassandra just groaned and dragged Nikki along to Trump Square. It was the best part of Trump Township.
"It was from those Asdf movies... And I was like what kind of name combo is Trump? Wouldn't Trump be a retarded last name? I am right, aren't I?"
Kassandra ignored her and kept marching along. Today was Dump Day, the honorary day to celebrate Tronald Dump, the most amazing president yet. Kassie's mom needed eggs for her Dump cake. Luckily for their family, her mother was a renowned baker and was getting paid a lot for this cake (That Nikki tried to eat the batter of).
The town store was crowded today. No one could wait to see the President Dump on the large screens in Trump Square. Nikki stood up and twirled like an idiot for a few minutes, while Kassie looked for the egg stand, before sitting back down on the ground waiting for some reason.
Kassie tugged at Nikki.
"Get up, Nikki! My mom's going to be so mad if we don't have those eggs. You know President Dump's secretary is coming to see it."
"Wow, his secretary? Really?" Nikki seemed surprised. "We have to have the perfect cake to impress him!"
Kassie didn't respond. She seemed to have zoned out.
"Kassie? Kassie!"
Kassie snapped out of her trance.
"Wait, what?"
Nikki looked concerned.
"What are you doing? I'm not so dumb that you can't pay attention!"
Kassie smacked Nikki.
"I've just been thinking..." Kassie started. "What's the deal with President Dump?"
"What do you mean? He's the greatest, kindest president we've ever known! And that hairline."
Kassie looked at her.
"He's also been president for forty-two years. Didn't we learn that before Dump, the longest term a president had was eight years?"
"Well I mean... Umm no... Maybe..." Nikki looked confused. "What's up with you?"
Kassie just shook her head.
"Never mind, let's just get the eggs and go home."
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Tronald Dump and the Neko Cats
FantasíaKassie and Nikki had always thought President Dump was amazing-that he was the best president ever. But, when the start to notice how fishy things are, it's up to them to stop him. It's up to Kassie and Nikki to end Tronald Dump's rule and save the...
