Be Our (Brads) Guest

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Zylbrad's POV

"Shennnnn, I wanted to be Hansoap!" I say trying to get more practice "Then you should've picked him faster Bradi-Chan" She said in that damn hentai voice. "Plus," she continued "We need a heal-" she cut herself off knowing what was happening.
I slid my mouse and hovered over the hero I knew I needed to be.
"LUCIBALLLLLLLLL" I screamed.

"Soooooo you wanted Hanzo?" She had unselected Hanzo and went Mercy. "Awwww Shennnnnn you didn't have toooooo" I say making sure I trigger her even more than I already am.

"I think for the sake of this game....I had to"

Shen's/Vero's POV

God damnit Brad I thought how can you have that effect on me. He always does this. He knows exactly what to say to get me mad. But he also knows how to make you blush. Shut up conscience. You know this 'meme' is real to you. That's it. Just for that I'm not going read that fanfic you're hyped on. You wouldn't dare. Yeah I know.

"SHENNNNNN" Brad yells breaking me out of my thoughts. "WHAT!" I attempt to be equally loud but fail misserably. "When are you going to be in Australia" Yeah Vero wheeeeennnnn. I gulped "Once I have enough for a apartment , then I'll be on my way." I said knowing I want NEARLY close to enough.

"Why don't you stay with me?"

Zylbrad's POV

Oh Shit

"WHAT" here we go. "Yeah so you don't have to waste money on something that can be solved easily" I swear if I was even more red I would be a littoral apple.

"Brad I don't know....I would want to be a burden-" "Shen you could never be a burden to me at Casa de Bradstion" I heard her cough on the other end

"OK then Bradi-Chan...I'll probably be there Tuesday" The voice "Alrighty then- wait how long will you be in Australia"

"A year"

AW shit

Shen's POV

After about a minute in complete silence I start stammering "Its okay if you don't want me there I know boys don't usually have girls in their rooms- I mean house if they aren't together- I mean dating. If you want I can stay at Muselks or Bazza or Tyrodin or-" I stop after I hear him dying of laughter.

Aw shit
I messed up didn't I?

Zylbrad's POV

She's adorable. I thought. "Shen don't worry about it. I'm just making sure how long until I can go around in my house without pants again" I say lightening up the mood

"Pants won't be necessary Bradi-Chan" She went along. "Alright I'll see you Tuesday okay?" "Sounds good bye Bradi-Chan"

Awww yeahhhhhhhhhhh. It's going to be me and Shen. Me and Shen. What if I mess up and she knows I like her. Or WORST she hates me. Oh God what if she doesn't like my house.

I got to clean!

Shen's POV

OK so I have everything I need.

Except some hot clothes.

Excep-wait wha?!

You heard me you blonde (bc I like it how it's drawn ik it's brown ANYWAYS) bimbo.

No! I don't need to look hot for him. But you want to don't you ;).

Mayyybeeee.

Then you do as I say. Oooo there's a nice red bikini right there.

But that's a little exposing don't you think.

All I do is think so yes and he will love it. I know you see him hugging and holding you in this.

Whaat?! Ok fine you win.

You say that like I had a chance of loosing.

*Time Skip to Tuesday* (Shen's POV)

Oh my God jet lag is no joke.

Where the hell is Brad. I look around until I see a peculiar object. Well person. I see a the bottom of a man with a Bastion cut out taped to a box on his head.

I got an idea

OK shoot

Scare him

YES!

I walk over sneakingly to Brad a smack the top of his box as hard as I can.

I hear the most high pitch, loudest screech I've ever heard and started dying of laughter

Zylbrad's POV
As I wait for Shen to appear some lunatic hits me and scares the, metaphorical, shit out of me.

"WHAT THE FU-oh hey Shenpai" As I realize who it is.

"Hey Bradi-Chan" I swear to God the next time I hear that voice I'm going to kiss her. No you aren't! WHATCHA ME! "Ready to go?" I ask trying not to fight with my head right now. "Yeah sure, so what are we going to do" "Well Mi-Lady" I say tipping an imaginary hat. "We'll meat up with Zach (Bazza), Dwayne (Neptune) Elliott (Muslek), and Oasis later and we'll all head to Sean's (Tyrodin) place for some games and drinks" I explain as we head to my car. " You know I don't drink" she reminds "that's why I bought some American soda for you Mi-Lady"

When we get to the car I open the door for her and she blushes? Probably not. SHE TOTALLY DID. Quiet brain or I'll give you a hangover so bad you wish you were dead. Rage much. Shut up.

Shen's POV

HOLY SHIT I HOPE HE DIDN'T NOTICE THAT. He did I made sure of it. Mind I will drink if you don't shut it. Oh please you don't have many brain cells to give up so quit lying. Self burn.

I yawned and Brad laughed "You sound cute when you yawn" I blush I very dark shade of red. "Thanks" I say. Way to not trigger him back. Shut up I know.

After a while of driving we get to his place. It's a 1 story 2 bedroom house with a reasonable backyard and a decent front yard.

"Ready to head in" he says as he opens my door again. "Yes Bradi-Chan" I say in my hentai voice. "Welp there you go" he says with a voice crack at the end.

We head inside and I'm impressed it looks very clean. Too clean.

"Brad?" I yell "Yeah Shen?" He replies almost instantly "did you clean up before I got here" I smirk as I look over and hear him cough in the distance "maybe..." he replies voice cracking. I smirk once more and reply "Good"

Zylbrad's POV

Crap she found out. But at least she knows you care . Or that I'm trying to hard. Ooor both. "Hey Shen you ready to go?" I ask as she's in the other room. "Yeah just a sec" I hear her off in the guest room.

She's making herself confy. But I think it's time for revenge. I head to the guest bedroom and notice it closed. I opened the door and saw her in nothing but her underwear, and instantly shut the door. I hoped she didn't notice.

Shen's POV
I noticed

*Alrighty that does it for this long chapter. The other ships will be in later chapters. But all ships will form.
But how will Shen react to Brad seeing her change? Wait tell next time on this story!*

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