Everything was fine, the sun was shining, it was hailing, there was a rainbow, Natsu was setting a forest on fire. Yeah, all was well apart from the fact that the fire hadn't gone down despite the fact that it was hailing... but then this IS Natsu we're talking about.
"Hey Salamander!" Gajeel shouted over the sound of hail meeting the ground,
"What is it Iron face ?"
"FIGHT ME BRUH!!!!!"
"OH? WHAT IS THIS? YOU DARE CHALLENGE NATSU THE SALAMANDER TO A DUEL??!!!" Natsu had stopped his rampage,
"YEAH! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM FLAME BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!?"
"HEY, YOU AREN'T ALOUD TO CALL ME THAT!!!!!"
"GUYS! IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?" Erza scowled at Gajeel and Natsu who were currently glaring at each other, failing to noticing the red haired devil (not Karma silly) who was standing right behind them,
"YOU BETTER PREPARE YOUR BUTT, IRON FACE!!!!!"
"OH? THE GREAT SALAMANDER IS GAY?"
"NO, I SAID YOU BETTER PREPARE YOUR BUTT FOR SOME SERIOUS BUTT KICKING!!!!!"
"WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THE HAIL GO????"
"HEY IRON FACE, DO NOT IGNORE ME!!!!"
"YOU ACTUALLY WANNA FIGHT?"
"YEAH!"
"BRING IT ON!"
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FIGHTING!!!"
"E-e-Erza?"
"Yes, if you dare start fighting I'll kick you guys to the moon,"
"What do you mean fighting?"
"A-a-aye,"
"HEY BRATS!"
"What is it Gramps?"
"WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION THAT WE NEED TO COMPLETE!!!!"
"WHAT IS IT?" Most people in the guild shouted,
"WE NEED TO FIND GRAY!!"
"WHY IS THAT?!" Natsu shouted at Gramps, "WHY NOT ME??"
"BECAUSE THERE IS A REQUEST WHICH REQUIRES TWO MAGES AND AN EXCEED AND BECAUSE YOU ARE RIGHT HERE,"
"YEAH, ME, LUCY-
Author chan 1: Wait, sorry, not Lucy. She's doing other stuff. Lemme do that again
"YEAH, ME, HAPPY AND EMMMMMMM, WENDY!"
"THE REQUEST REQUIRES AN AIR MAGIC USER, AN ICE MAGE AND AN EXCEED! BASICALLY WENDY, GRAY AND CARLA!"
"NO WAY AM I LETTING WENDY ANY CLOSER TO THAT PERVERTED STRIPPER!!!" Carla yelled at the Master,
"Yes, but you shall be there to protect her from any harm, is that not right Carla?" Panther lily said calmly which wasn't very surprising,
"Yes, but..." Carla trailed off,
"RIGHT BRATS, I THINK WE SHOULD GO AND LOOK FOR GRAY, WE DON'T WANT TO KEEP THE CLIENTS WAITING!!!"
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Gray vs Death
RandomA collaboration with animecrazy3036. How we come up with this? We will never know.
