It was a normal day in Fairy Tail (well as normal as it could be) and after the cat incident everyone was still confuzzeled about Gray coming back to life so they decided to stay away from him just in case...
"Hey, don't you think we should go on a mission?" Lucy asked, clearly annoyed.
"Why is that Luce?" Natsu asked, even more confuzzeled then the author who wrote this.
Happy: Ay-
Author Chan 1: DO YOU NOT WANT no fish..
Happy: Aye sir.....
"I need rent damnit, or I'm gonna get thrown out!"
"Lucy-San, but Gra-" Wendy tried to object but was interrupted by Lucy
"Nobody cares about GRAY!!!!!!!"
"Lucy..... what did you just say?" Erza slowly turned her head around.
"..... nothing Erza"
"Good, but Lucy is right, we should go on a mission,"
"I agree with Luce, I've been itching to go on a mission for ages!" Natsu danced about the place,
"Hmmmmmmm," Happy floated around the request board staring intensely at a certain request, "Hey! What about this one?! It has fish!" Lucy sweat dropped, "Of course Happy would choose that..."
"Happy," Erza glanced around, "No,"
"What do you mean no?" Happy frowned, "It pays a lot...." Just then Gray walked in, looking grumpy as hell,
"Ummmmmm, hi there Gray...." Lucy smiled at Gray.
"We're taking the request that Happy chose," Gray snatched the request from Happy's paws.
"Wait, how do you know that Happy was choosing the request!?"
"Look, all I know is I'm gonna get CPR soon, so shut up,"
"I'll do it Gray-sama!~~~~~~"
"NO! Not that kind anyway..."
"I think we should go anyway, Okay?!" Gray grumbled, "And take the request,"
"No!" Erza shouted,
"Why not? It pays 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000," Happy chirped
"WHAT?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!" Lucy's eyes almost popped out of her eye sockets,
"Divided by 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" Gray looked at the request,
"That's still a lot..."
"WAIT, I JUST REALISED SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What?!" Everyone in the guild asked Happy,
"GRAY HASN'T STRIPPED YET IN THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!"
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Gray vs Death
LosoweA collaboration with animecrazy3036. How we come up with this? We will never know.
