The Last Laugh

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Batman
Im in the hospital with Gordon when I get the news that Joker has escaped Arkham. Gordon says, "Batman, i know you don't want to but, I want you to kill him." I leave to the Batmobile and think about what Gordon said. Will I do it? I don't know. I won't know until I get to him. When I get to Arkham use my thermal vision to search the room and find nothing. Then Alfred tells me that Joker is broadcasting a message to all of Gotham.

The Joker
"Now I know that you've all heard that I escaped thanks to my good old friend, Clayface...... and I even told you where Clayface was and you forgot all about him......... but anyways I'm in the old Gotham carnival, or as I like to it my funland. See you soon Bats.

Batman
I arrive at Jokers funland and see that Jokers face is nailed onto a wall with "For Harley" written above it. Which means Harley Quinn is here and I didn't know it........ it's probably Wallers Task Force and I got here before them. I walk in and see Joker with no face and Robin tied down...... I scream "Let him go!!!!"

The Joker
"Hmmmmmmm let me think....... no."

Batman
I look to my left and see Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Deadshot, and Killer Croc. I was wrong Wallers Task Force got here before me. Joker tells me to sit down in the chair to my right and then he says "Well now for the main event." The chair I'm sitting in gets tighter and I realize Clayface has rapped around me. Then Joker takes a knife to Robin neck and he..... he kills Robin. I scream "NOOOOO!!!!" He laughs and then he starts....... he starts to cut Robins finger off and eat it.......... I didn't save Tim..... I was so distracted by The Joker that I didn't even know that Tim was gone. Joker says, "Yummy" with blood dripping down his skinless chin. He then cuts his face off and takes a bite of it. Killer Croc screams "Hey!!! Save some for me." Then my belt starts to freeze Clayface and Alfred on my com says "Hang on master Bruce." Joker screams, "Come and get me Bruce!!!!" I use my grapple gun to claw onto The Jokers arm, reverse the pull, and pull him towards me. I punch him in the face and his blood splatters on the floor. I use my Batarang to stab him in the hand . He grabs a knife and tries to cut my face but I move just in time. Then I grab another Batarang and stab him in the eye. I pull it out and do it 4 more times with blood splattering on my face every time. Then before I know it....... he's dead. I just killed The Joker. I finally did it, Harley screams "PUDDIN!!!!!!" I don't know what to do now............. That's it he's gone..........

The End........

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