My mom's head hurts and I am sitting on the couch reading, so she's using my lap like a pillow. And I'm eating those fantastic Ritz crackers that taste like butter.
So, being the weirdo that I am, I take one of them and put it on her forehead. You know, like America did with England and the hamburger.
It's so ridiculous and I laughed until I cried but it wasn't even that funny!
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Randomwhatever the hell I think about at random points in time, plus some other things. Also, I am very, very weird. very. weird.