Accidental group chat af
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Camila: look lolo, you don't have to be mad about Shawn. I don't even like him he has a Vienna sausage dick
Shawn: tf why am I even in this
Lauren: yeah whatever
Kanye: bruhhhhh
Justin: Lauren why don't me you and Camila just have a threesome and sort out all our problems?😉
Lauren: listen mija, nobody wants to fuck you. You look like micheal Jackson and caillou had a love child so get your ass face outta here and try to keep your tiny winy Willy in your pants because nobody wants your stds
Taylor: who even added him again wth ??
Camila: wut
Justin: hehehe
Liam: WTF ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Abel: fucking wizard
Gigi: plot twist: micheal Jackson and caillou's love child is Harry Potter
Camila: Harry pooter
Niall: poot invented you mila
Camila: oh please, Harry is the only member of 1d honestly.
Louis: bc Harry is a king 💁
Lucy: who's poot?
Kris:
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Kanye: I'm a legend bruh
Kendall: why are you still here mom wtf!!!
Shawn: why am I still here?
Lauren: idk.
Gigi: why did nobody roast taylor yet?
Taylor: because they'd rather roast you and your shitty eyebrows and your spray tans I mean you look like a transgender Donald trump
Caitlyn: I'm triggered
Caitlyn has left chat
Gigi: well that's not what Victoria's Secret thought when they paid me 2 mill
Taylor: all you did was walk on a stage half naked
Gigi: I know and they still gave me 2 mill so imagine what they would've paid me if I showed my talents
Taylor: maybe 4 mill because that's what they paid me lol
Gigi: I said "talents" you didn't show any talents
Gigi: probably because you don't have non tho
Zayn: that was acidic
Sean: is caillou still here tho?
Camila: idk just don't talk trash about him lol
Justin: try me
Camila removed Justin from chat
Justin: try again
Camila: dafuq SERIOUSLY
Camila: nobody wants you here Justin
Abel: he has nothing better to do with his life leave him alone
Selena:^^
Gigi: I kinda like Justin tho
Justin: I kinda like Gigi tho
Zayn: WTAF
Justin: wanna fuck baby girl?
Gigi:
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Lauren: when you forget bae is here so you flirt with caillou
Gigi: stfu Megan fox wannabe
Camila: why is Gigi so pressed today tho
Gigi: me? I'm pressed? Your just jealous
Camila: come back when you get your fucking act together you pms monster
Camila removed Gigi
Justin: ay we was about to fuck
Kris: forget Gigi, fuck my other daughter Kourtney again
Zayn: yeah Justin
Camila: they would make some scary fucking kids though
Kourtney: mom stfu
Justin: I would fuck kourtney again but loose pussy is kinda why I left Selena so why would I go back to it?
Selena: tf I left you😂
Kanye: bruhh I'm to famous for this
Kris: have a threesome
Kendall: MOMDHJSJD
Camila: adding kris was the best thing I ever done.
