Calvin: GUYS STUFF IS HAPPENING
Calvin: HITLER IS BACK AND BETTER THEN EVER
Calvin: THE END OF TONA MONGJSMAKANMSA IS HERE
Justin: I fucked her once
Kris: me too
Camila: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Calvin: anyways...
Lauren: who is this Tuna bitch?
Calvin: you'll see
Calvin added tana mongahajajnsdn
Calvin added Shane Dawson
Calvin added Ian carter (idubbbz)
Shane added Trisha Pastas
Ian: *smiles and holds thumbs up* say...nacho
Tana: haha
Tana: so funny
Tana: I'm dead kms
Camila: I can smell her sarcasm
Ian: nah that wasn't my best joke
Ian: my best joke is when I fucking ended you and stole all your subs you hypocritical compulsive liar
Tana: you low life racist balding cunt
Calvin: so I'm not the only one who noticed the balding?
Ian: stfu or get a chin you insecure fuck
Calvin: you foot lookin ass bald Eagle I have a fucking chin
Calvin:
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Calvin: look at my fucking chin
Calvin: it's the greatest fucking chin known to man fucking kind stfu you toilet or I will murder you
Shane: can you please not joke about murder, I was murdered before and that's very offensive.
Ian: but you still don't have a dick
Calvin: IM NOT SENDING YOU A DICK PIC FOR THE LAST TIME!
Ian: anyways, tana mongeese is a whore
Shane: oh no he didn't girl
Shane: if tana a whore then you a fucking lesbian Ian
Ian: hi I'm a lesbian hru
Tana: hi I'm a whore hru
Trisha: girl Ian is just jealous because you get more dick then he ever will
Calvin: but she went to a concert in a fucking bra
Tana: who's side are u even on
Calvin: that's it tomorrow I'm gonna go buy groceries in my underwear
Calvin: #feminist
Ian: send pics
Camila: stfu Calvin she could wear what she wants
Camila: and send me some pics too tho bro
Tana: you could all go fuck yourselves I'll wear what I want and say what I want and it wasn't a fucking bra it was a crop top you idiot
Calvin: okay tomorrow I'll be at the grocery store in isle 7 wearing crop briefs who's with me?
Tana: nobody except for Ian.
Harry: GUYS JACOB FINALLY TEXTED ME BACK!!☺️💕😍🙈
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