Justin: So Valentine's Day is coming up
Justin: who wanna be my boo?
Lauren: not me fucktard.
Justin: I was thinking more Camila or Taylor maybe even Kendall, I don't fuck with crusty cunts like you.
Shawn: I guess that's why he broke up with Selena
Selena:
Lauren: face it Justin, nobody wants your caillou dick. Get over it.
Camila: actually Selena still want it
Camila: sorry, maybe.
Selena: why is everyone coming for me when Kourtney is still here?
Calvin: she's got a point dudes
Taylor: okay where should we start?
Taylor: on Kourtney's rat face or her loose sandy pussy?🌚
Calvin: okay Justin one question, was it as loose and sandy as everyone says it is?
Justin: nope
Justin: it was worse
Camila: so out of all the beautiful Kardashians in the world why did you choose the nastiest one?😂
Justin: it was a dare...
Kourtney: whatever
Kris: low key my pussy tighter then Kourtney's
Kourtney: idc what you stupid kids think about meCalvin: we don't think about you mamas.
Kourtney has the left the chat.
Taylor: Sjjskdkd that was great
Tyga: yeah for a nobody.
Justin: but anyways I still need a valentine
Dinah: boi I'm about to start swinging
Calvin:
Camila: aren't you dating that hailey chick ?
Lauren: and/or that Sophia chick ?
Kendall: "and/or"
Justin: yeah but...there's plenty of me to go around.😉
Camila: ima bout to tear this boi apart hold on
Camila added hailey Baldwin
Camila added Sophia Riche
Justin: hey baby
Calvin: which one is he even talking to dude?
Calvin: like wtf
Camila: I don't even think he knows which one he's talking too
Sophia&hailey: he's talking to me
Sophia&haily: no bitch move he's mine!!!
Camila: wtf is happening
Selena: I been there before..
Kanye: bruhhhhh
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