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Rake: What do you look for in a girl?
Toby: We've gotten a lot of these questions lately.
Smiley: I know right?
Rake: Hmm...Well.... Someone who isn't afraid to show their emotions, strong, doesn't wear makeup to bed-
Red: Whoa whoa whoa...what does that have to do with anything?
Rake: Well...I don't know, it's just annoying you know?
Liu/Sully: *sigh* Let's just go on if you're not going to finish the question...Seriously...Does anyone get to finish anything around here?
Dark: Gross...
E.J: You perv....
Slendy: I know Rake didn't get to finish his question but if there is no answer let's just move on!
Rake: I guess...anyone who likes being themselves.
L.J: Laammmee!
Rake: Shut up!
Jeff: NEXT!
Everyone- If you all turned into girls, what's the firt thing you would do?
Dark: This is a fun question, toy with myself.
Silver: ...
Red: You disgust me sometimes...
Dark: Why? It'd be my body!
BEN: I'd make boys buy me video games :3
Jeff: Probably be a hooker, or porn star, it seems fun. *shrugs*
Slendy: Read.
Smiley: How boring.
Toby: For real! I'd still be me!
Rake: That's why no one would date you!
Toby: Jerk!
Silver: ...
E.J: I'd probably sleep with people and steal their organs while they sleep.
Smiley: I'd probably do the same, but dissect them completely.
Masky: I would....video tape myself and post it!
Hoody: Same.
L.J: You'd make MaskyxHoody porn?
Hoody: *nods*
Masky: Well what would you do?
L.J: Sexually feed people candy to kill them.
Sonic: Well fuck. I was just thinking of being a fucking lesbian but your plan works better, I guess.
Silver: ...
Rake: I would respect the female body and go on with my life as I wait for a true love.
Liu/Sully: That sounds sweet, I'd do that too. I'd fuck myself. SULLY! *covers own mouth*
Red: What about you Silver?
Silver: .... I dunno *stares at ground*
Red: Come on, spit it out lil' bro!
Silver: ...promise you won't laugh?
Red: Of course....
Silver... Okay...I'd want to... *sigh* ...have a baby...
Everyone: *bursts out into laughter*
Silver: *gasps and runs out of room, almost crying*
Slendy: Oh geez., Red... Someone go help Silver without making him cry!
Emily: You guys are like pets...too much work... <.< *walks upstairs after Silver*
Liu/Sully: LEt's move on... Yes please!
Toby- If you had a girlfriend where would you take her?
Toby: Out, of course!
Jeff: *facepalm* You idiot...
Silver: I-I think they mean, if you were to take her out, where would you take her out? Like...wh-what place?
Toby: OH. I dunno, the movies?
Sonic: Thank you for answering without so much stupidity this time.
Toby: You're welcome :3
BEN: Next?
Dark: No way! I'm tired! I'm out! *few other pastas follow*
Hoody: Is that the end for today then, Slendy?
Slendy: Guess so. Now say bye for everyone, I have a head ache.
Hoody: *nods and waves goodbye*
Sorry it took forever! Dx But I'll try to update this more.
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