All CPs- What's the most attractive? Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?
Emily: Due to self-confidence and insecurity issues in society nowadays, this question will go unanswered, sorry :)
Jeff- What's the weirdest ex-girlfriend you have?
BEN: *holds in laughter*
L.J: What's so funny?
Masky: We remember her...
Hoody *nods*
Slendy: Oh dear, yes....unfortunately...
Smiley: Huh...I wanna hear about this kid!
Jeff: Well.... She seemed like a regular fan girl at first and she was pretty good looking. She was sweet, nice, warm-hearted, fun to be with. I almost fell for her...
Dark: So what was the problem?
Red: Wait...are you talking about...?
Jeff: *nods*
Silver: I think I remember....Maybe...
Toby: So what was the big deal????
Jeff: She was CRAZY.
Dark: In bed? :3
Sonic: Idiot... Don't you have anything better to do other than think of sex all the damn time?
E.J: *sigh* He means... she was a phsyco!
Liu/Sully: How so?
Jeff: Let's just say, the last time I saw her was in my bathroom with a cut smile saying *creepy high pitched voice* "Look Jeffy! Now I'm beautiful just like you! Hehehehehe~"
Sonic: Damn...
BEN: Ha! That was so awkward for everyone. Slendy had to put her down after that!
Silver: Y-You mean...?
Smiley: Yup!
Slendy: We're going to run out of time if we don't get a move on, kids!
Masky/Hoody: *hold up sign that reads 'NEXT' on it*
Everyone- How do you become a Creepypasta?
Red: Make a good, ORIGINAL story with good grammar.
Toby: Then wait about three years! That's usually how long it takes for a story to get popular.
Silver: *nods head slightly*
Slendy: I think that's about right. Shall we move on?
Masky/Hoody: *salute Slendy*
Liu/Sully: Yes sir! Let's go!
All CPs- I need some help in my life... I am clearly depressed, not knowing what to do. I wanted to drown myself once, but I didn't. Some of my depression has gone away but some of it has stayed. I don't know what to do... Can any of you help me?
Emily: I hate how I forget about serious questions like this, and it touches my heart that you come to us for help :) Sorry it took so long to answer, but here it is.
BEN: Don't drown yourself, Emily and I both know how that feels, Life is too good.
Jeff: Things get hard, there's more pressure the harder you try and the farther you push yourself... but it's worth it in the end.
Masky: You just might meet-
Hoody: Someone who will stay by your side forever.
E.J: Look around. There's so much to do and see.
L.J: So much to eat~
Smiley: So many people to meet, so many friends to make and share stories with.
Toby: So many feelings to experience!
Dark: So much to accomplish, to fight for and know that there's something great at the end.
Liu/Sully: Soon, it'll get better, promise. If it's not better, it's not over.
Silver: The world is too beautiful to leave so suddenly.
Red: Come on! You can do it!
Sonic: *sigh* .... It's the little things that count, the special moments that you can't just give up like that...
Slendy: It's okay, child.
Emily: You're not alone. We're here for you, no matter what.
Rake: 'Till the very end...
Slendy: Let's end it here...
E.J: Yeah...
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~Even monsters can love~
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FanfictionYay! Ask ANY question whether it be sexual, dramatic, funny or whatever! You can ask Slenderman, BEN, Jeff, E.J, Masky, Hoody, Silver, Red, Dark Link, L.J, Dr.Smiley, Sonic.exe, Ticci Toby, and The Rake! Oh yeah...and ME! haha :D