D: damn
D: 30 is so fucking old
D: did i marry a fossil omg
P: arent you supposed to be nice to me on my bday
D:
P: for my birthday i want a divorce
D: i love you, my old lion 💕
P: there we go
P: ...
P: i love you more <3
wtf my baby boy grew up. i only came in the phandom but phil lester singlehandedly saved my life. i can't believe my son is so old happy birthday you spork
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Phan Texts
FanfictionPhan Texts between Dan and Phil (or whoever else I want, okay?) Just super cute and super funny stuff (unless I feel in the mood for something else then it's angst AF)