Once upon a time, there was a Unicorn named Pablo. Pablo happens to be a royal Princess. His blond mane flapping in the wind, he looks out into the distance. He can see the whole city from up here. Pablo The Princess is on top of all of his friends. Under him is his good friend Jerryloo, who is the owner of the quiche board black market. Under Jerryloo is Bobert, Monica, Sue Yu, and Chris P Bacon.
You might wonder how this works. Basically, Chris P Bacon has been working out a whole lot. His little teacup pig legs are full of power. He holds up Sue Yu, the local lawyer, who holds up Monica. Monica is a star nosed mole. She holds up Bobert, who holds Jerryloo. At the very top, is the princess himself, Pablo. That is when Pablo looks down. He sees something he has never truly looked at. Monica. He quickly forgets to breathe Pablo The Princess passes out from lack of oxygen. Jerryloo sees this and feeds Pablo a pointy potato. This wakes Pablo up, and he rolls off of Jerryloo and onto the grass beside of Chris P Bacon.
"WHY YOU GET OFF CHRIS P BACON? CHRIS P BACON BE STRONG" snorts Chris P Bacon.
"GOD, THE PRINCESS JUST PASSED OUT ON ME. I GAVE HIM THE SACRID POTATO" shouted Jerryloo from the top of the pile.
Pablo The Princess didn't listen. He simply looked at Monika the star nosed mole and she looked at him. The moment seemed to go on forever in slow motion. Pablo then barfed so hard that it went up, over Jerryloo, down under Chris P Bacon, through Pablo's legs, over the town, back over Jerryloo, then into Monica's star nose. The rainbow chunky barf burned through Monica's nose, spread through her face, down her body, and finally her feet. She then started glowing and imploded. Her remains, covered in rainbow, made a thick layer over the entire town. Everyone ran out of their homes screaming and melting. After the trees, villagers, homes, and animals melted, there was silence.
