The Avengers vs the Baby Gate

Bruce-y

"Ok Petey-boy. Now that FRIDAY's quit I need a need chore-boy. And you're the only one desperate enough to hang out with me." Tony explains not facing him as he tries to repair the suit broken by Wanda.
"Wha-what?" The Spider Boy asks.
"Stuttering is for the Communists Peter." Tony tells him.
"How tired are you Mr.Stark?" Peter asks.
Tony spins around his chair revealing his bloodshot and baggy eyes.
"I'm only tired of your sh*t Peter." Tony slurs.
"MR.STARK! Watch your mouth around a child!" Peter says.
Tony hears a faint "Language!" and glares at Peter.
"Look what old memes you've dug up Spider-B!tch."
He sighs. "What am I supposed to do anyways?"
"FRIDAY shut down my baby gate cams since it realized it's the only thing that makes me happy."
"Mr.Stark are you ok?" Peter asks.
He hands Peter his Starkpad.
"No Peter...No I am not." Tony says with a crooked smile.
"Um- would you like to talk abo-"
"Nope!"
"Now what I need you to do is sit by the one in the kitchen and record one of them dying over it or something." Tony orders him.
"Wait...Like all day?" Peter asks.
"More like...all week." Tony says patting Peter's shoulder.
"Remember if you move, you're fired!" Tony tells him.
Peter sighs.
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Bruce sips his calming tea as he reads a book and walks towards the kitchen.
Bruce opens the baby-gate to get to the kitchen but is stopped by a voice.
"Please just fall over or something." Spider-Man pleads.
Banner looks down to see Peter siting on the ground weakly holding up a Starkpad.
"What are you doing Peter?" Bruce asks.
"Tony says it's confidential." Peter says.
"Tony once told someone over Twitter the location of a secret SHIELD base. I think you're fine." Banner says, rolling his eyes.
"Tony told me to video tape someone "dying" on the baby gate and not to move till I get it." Peter confesses.
"How long have you been here so far?" Bruce asks.
"2 days." Peter tells him.
"2 days?!"
"Oh yeah." Peter nods.
"Have you eaten?" Banner says.
"Steve tried to give me a sandwich but it had pickles." Peter pouts.
"Take the pickles off then." Banner says.
"They still leave the juices behind though!" Peter complains.
"Is there anything I can do to help?" Bruce asks.
"Just trip.. Please." Peter pleads.
"I guess I can... but I'm not a very good actor." Banner informs him.
"Tony's been awake for 4 days. Trust me, he won't tell." Peter says.
Banner backs up before walking forward.
"Oh no I'm falling." He says.
He slowly gets down on one knee.
He then places his book and tea away from him.
"Oh woe is me." He says and curls into a ball.
Peter just shakes his head as he hears Tony laugh from his lab.
Peter stands up and so does Banner.
"Thanks." Peter says.
"No problem. Glad I could help kid." He says as he leans on the open door of the baby gate.
The baby gate door quickly flies out from underneath his arm and Banner falls onto his side.
"Well...I always knew I was the smartest Avenger."' Peter says.
"F*CK OFF BUG BOY!!" Tony screams.
"H*cker." Peter says under his breath.
"LANGUAGE!" Steve screams.
   "I really need to start saving for college." Peter sighs.