The Secret Lover

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(My attempt at an Edit)

(Cant remember if I put this last time but this now takes place in series 4 so SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS CHAPTER ONWARDS) -Kate

Previously,

Y/N: Good! Now, Eurus meet Jim and I's mother YM/N, ( Your mothers name) YM/N Meet her AKA Eurus Holmes!

JM: Y/N!!!!!!

Y/N: And  also known as...

JM: NONONONONONONONONOONONONONONO! Y/N STOP!!

NOW

Y/N: Jim's Co-worker! Isn't that right jimmy boy?

JM: *exales loudly* Yes, co-worker...right...

Y/N: What did you say Jim? You seem Hesitant on that are you sure that's all she is to you?

JM: Yes, that is all y/n (Insert angry face emoji)

Y/N: Hmmmm... I don't belive you so I'm bring Eurus in this.

JM: WHYYYYYYYY?!?!

Mummy: Why not James is there something your hiding from me? You know how I feel about secrets....

Eurus has joined the chatroom

Eurus: Hello, love how are you?

JM: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHUT UP!!!!!

Y/N: Checkmate b*tch!

Mummy: Y/N!!!!!

Y/N: Sorry mummy.....

Mummy: No; You just beat me to it that's all.

Y/N: OMG!!!

Y/N: So, Jimmy boy someone you would like to introduce to mummy?

JM: UGHHHH..... FINE! Mummy, this is Eurus Holmes my-

Y/N: WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT.... I need to do something first!!

JM: *sigh* What is it sister dear?

Y/N: This!

John Watson has joined the chatroom

JM: WAIT Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Lestrade has joined the chatroom

JM: Y/N KNOCK IT OFF NOW!!!

Umbrellaman has joined the chatroom

JM:STAHP PLZZ!!

Y/N: NO

Mary Watson has joined the chatroom

JM: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?!?!?

The Woman has joined the chatroom

JM: YOU TOOO?!?!?! WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON!?!?!

SH has joined the chatroom

JM: I GIVE UP!!

Y/N: Now that ive got everyone and my popcorn go on jimmy boy!

SH: About what love? Why are we all here? Especially the woman?!?!?!

The Woman: Hello sexy! How are you? Do you miss me?

Y/N: *Growling heard in the background* BACK. OFF.

Mary: ANYWAAAAYS, why did you call all of us here y/n?

Y/N: Jimmy has a little confession to make!!

JM: Yes; I do... Eurus and I... were together..

Everyone in the chatroom (Except for you): WHAAAAATTT!!!!!!?!??!?!?

JM: Yup; now Eurus and I are now going to leave before Sherlock finds me. Adios!!

JM and Eurus Holmes have left the chatroom

SH: Lestrade?

Lestrade: Yeah?

Sherlock: Do you have any close contacts with the CIA or government? or a gun that wont be traced back to me?

Umbrellaman: *Clears throat*

Lestrade: No. why?

Umbrellaman: ExCuse MeeeEEE?!?!

SH: Yes Mycroft?

Umbrellaman: NEVERMIND IM DONE WITH THIS!! *Hears smashing of computer*

Umbrellaman has left the chatroom

Lestrade: I'm gonna go check on my boyfri- I MEAN MY BEST FRIEND BYE

Lestrade has left the chatroom

The Woman has left the chatroom

Y/N: *Starts mumbling* Yeah you better go he's mine * hissing*

SH: awwwe! is someone jealous?

Y/N: bite me!

SH: Don't tempt me! *Growling seductively*

John: OKAY TIME TO LEAVE !! *Blushing emoji*

John has left the chatroom

Mary: You two have fun tonight! 😉 If you want me to babysit Irene, call us!

Mary has left the chatroom

Y/n: We should go before this chatroom gets flagged

SH: *Many blushing and winking emojis* Okay. You still know John and Mary's number right?

Y/n: Of course!

SH has left the chatroom

Y/n has left the chatroom

Mummy: Well this is going to be one hell of a Easter dinner conversation this year *Screenshots whole chatroom page*

Mummy has left the chatroom

The chatroom had been disbanded



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