A week had went by with no moves made. Ron would chicken out every time he would have a chance, Harry got sidetracked by a night of fun with Parvati Patil, and both Ginny and Rashida didn't seen interested in giving Draco and Blaise the time of day.
December was around the corner, and for the first time ever (besides Ron, who had felt it for years), the boys were discouraged.
"I don't get this bint." argued Blaise as the boys were in his and Draco's dorm for a meeting. "I've thrown my best shit at her, and she treats me like a fucking grindylow."
"Maybe instead of being a prick, try being a gentleman." said Ron.
"This coming from the gentleman who is getting nowhere with Granger." said Blaise.
"Sod off, tosser."
"It's not us guys, it's them." said Draco. "We are going about this all wrong. What we really need to do is befriend them first."
"Befriend them? Harry, Hermione, and I already already pretty good friends. At least I'd like to think so." said Ron.
"Hermione doesn't like me, Ron." laughed Harry
"You just need to stop acting like she had a Venus fly trap for a vagina." said Draco. "You could have been with her ages ago if you weren't such a bitch."
Fuck you!!" yelled Ron. "I'm not trying to get into her knickers like you lot are with the others. My situation is different."
"Yeah, yeah." said Blaise.
"Malfoy does have a point." said Harry. "Zabini and Malfoy just hit on Rashida and Ginny. Clearly that's not what they want. And even I'm being stupid by sitting back thinking Pansy will just fall into my lap. In order to win this bet and get what we want, we have to actually be sincere."
Draco and Blaise cringed at the word. "That sounds like a lot of work just to get some ass." said Blaise.
"You sound like a bloody slag." sound Ron.
"Awh, thanks Weasley." said Blaise, looking flattered.
"Look. I don't much fancy having to listen to this wanker until June, so I'm going to do whatever it takes to win this bet." said Draco.
"Same."
"I agree."
The three of them looked at Blaise.
"I have a long list of things you could do for me, sweet Zabini." said Draco. "Starting with massaging my feet."
Draco took off his shoe and rested his foot on Blaise's knee, grinning. Blaise smacked it off, laughing.
"Okay, okay, fine. Whatever. I'll try your "friend." bullshit. But if it doesn't work, I'm making your chores a living hell."
The boys all laughed and continued to discuss their bet.
Unbeknownst to them, they were being overheard.
Pansy, being the Head Girl since Hermione turned it down to focus fully on her studies, knew the Gryffindor password. She ran to the tower, gave the password to the Fat Lady, and made her way quickly to the 7th year girls dorm.
She pounded on the door. Parvati answered, letting her in.
"Hey Pans" said Ginny, sitting on Rashida's bed, playing with the girl's long dreads. "What brings-"
"Get out." said Pansy, promptly to Parvati and Lavender Brown.
"Get out?!?" yelled Lavender, hands on her hips. "What do you mean get out?!? This is our dorm!!"
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The Untouchables
FanfictionOOC AU: Hermione, Ginny, Pansy, and Rashida are deemed the Untouchable Four, and the Kings Of Hogwarts make a bet to do away with all that. As they try their hands at winning the girls bodies, will they also succeed in winning their hearts? RW/HG HP...
