~honey moon for you my potatoes~
"joonie??" You asked, walking in the beach house. "are you in here?" you asked. "yes, im in here, why?" He said. "Im surprised Jiyun didnt call yet.." you said. "yeah, but, Katie, Yuni, and the others have him under control." He told you "yeah, i know.. I just.. Im worried." You told him. "he'll be ok, baby." Namjoon told you. "trust them."
MEANWHILE BACK AT BTS' DORM:
Jiyun was screaming and crying, throwing a tantrum. "I DONT WANT YOU!!!" I cried. "Jiyun, calm down!" This girl named Yuni told me. "I WANNA APPA! I WANT EOMMA! NOT YOU BUTTHEADS!" Jiyun yelled. "Hey! The only butthead here is you." Jungkook mumbled. "I HEARD THAT!" Jiyun whined. "NO YOU DIDNT" Jungkook said and ran away into another room. The only persom here capable of taking care of Jiyun was Jin, or Yuni "hey, Jiyun, wanna play a game?" J-Hope asked, holding up a board game. "NO" Jiyun said and slapped it out his hand (I CAN RELATE TO JIYUN SO MUCH LOL) "I WANT FOOD!" (i want food too, your not alone Jiyun.) "what do you want to eat tgen?" Katie asked. "CAKE AND ICE CREAM!!" "Thats not food," Jin said. "You can have it for desert." "I WANT CAKE AND ICE CREAM!! C AKE AND ICE CREAM! CAKE. AND. ICE. CREAM." Jiyun yelled.Back to you and rapmon
You got out of the car when Namjoon opened the door for me. He took my hand in his and we walked into the restaurant before us. We got seated and then the waitress came over "what would you like to drink?" She asked. "(f/d)" You said, "ok and for you?" She asked, looking at Namjoon. "just water." (is all i could think of ≧∆≦) "ok" She said and walked away. "i feel like people are staring at me.." You said quietly. "they probably are.. I mean you are really beautiful in every way imaginable." Namjoon told you. You thanked him, and he studied your face for a second. "what?" you asked "your blushing." Namjoon said. You laughed and playfully kicked his leg under the ta(e)ble. (see, "taeble" EHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE) He kicked you back and acted innocent. You just kicked back harder. This was a full on foot war now. "ok stop the waitress is coming." You said as he kicked you one last time. "heres your drinks" She said and set them on the table. After the date we went to watch a movie back at our beach house. We were in Florida, and at the beach, it was really nice being somewhere different. "what movie?" You asked. He showed you one and you shook your head "im not watching something sad." You picked up and movie and put it in his face. "Do you really wanna watch Spongebob?" He asked you. "Yes" You replied. "WE ARE MEN! AND WE CAN DO ANYTHING NOW THAT WE'RE MEN."You sang along. "oh my god help me. Someone send help." Namjoom mumbled. "SHH! IM WATCHING THE MOVIE. NOW SSHHHHHHHHHHH"Back with BTS again.
"FINALLY! HE'S ASLEEP! AFTER FEEDING HIM 4 ICE CREAM CONES, AND 2 PIECES OF CAKE, HE'S ASLEEP" Jin said, just then Jiyun walked out of the room, as hyper as ever and began laughing and running around. "oh lord help me, pls send help." Jin said. "how can everyone else sleep and leave me in charge of Jiyun?? Your all so mean." Jin said, talking to himself. "because i am the golden maknae." Jungkook mumbled in his sleep. Jin threw a pillow at jungkook.〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
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