Swym And A Half

Chapter 2 The Bottle Flippers And The Phone Man

In a suburban city fan of in America somewhere, there was a small man called Charles (pronounced sharles) who ran an even smaller phone company called PhoneCharles. He got about three calls a day, so in the eyes of a child he was doing alright, back to the story.

On the moon, Mr Teacher is watching the kids, well what he thought was the kids, he was pretty far away. The little Luna Prob started rolling away and Mr T started following it, just around a little hill laid a little red and white rocket!!!

"VAKE UP!" The three boys heard as they started waking, "OI VAKE UP" They looked up and saw a polezi man standing in front of them. "Vell vell vell, vhat do ve have here?"
Paul replied, "Hail Hitler!"
    Dave shouted, "PAUL!"
Mr Polezi replied, "Hail!"
    James laughed, "Well it worked!"
    They then got arrested, and taken to the nazis underwater base!
    They were lead through a huge door and saw a long stairway up to the a throne, and sitting on it, was HITLER!!
    "Vell vell vell, vhat do ve have here?"
    Dave said, "Haven't we just heard this?" and Paul replied.
    "Yea it was like fifteen lines up!"
    Above Hitler was a big circle window, which doesn't make any sense because they were underwater, but when they were talking German to each other, the window smashed and out came a small French man, he came in screaming, "SHARLES!!!" And Hitler pushed down a button, and the stairs leading up to his throne split into two and out came a t-rex, Hitler's throne fell down on the t-rex's back and it made a really loud roar and that smashed all the glass in the surrounding area.
Charles came crashing down to the ground and looked up at the boys, "Hey look, you boys go and save yourselves, I'll stay here! And fight." Paul replied,
"We don't really know you so, your sacrifice means little to us."
"Paul!" Dave shouted, "This man... is a man,"
"Is that it?" James asked,
"Guys! Hitler's got a t-rex!!" Paul shouted as he ran off.
"Why are you doing this?" James asked,
"Because I was like you once!"
"Phillipinian?"
    "No you moron! I had a book on wattpad! It was doing alright, and then is got cancelled! And unlike this one, it's not being brought back:("
    "Well we're gonna go! So bye! Have a nice life! Don't die!"

    The boys walked through a tunnel and all the doors closed and the roof came off, leaving the place to flood! They were knocked unconscious!

    "Hey boys?" A voice said to them. Paul got up and found himself on a small wooden boat with his sleeping friends and a nice old fisherman.
    "Hello friend," Fisherman Jones said, "Welcome aboard the SST! The shittiest little wooden boat in all the Norther Seas!"
    "What?"
    "Well it looks like you've been in some adventures!"
    "Yea we went on a---"
    "WELL ISNT THAT LOVELY!!"
    "I hadn't fi---"
    "This is the annual bottle flipping team!"
    "I didn't a---"
    "I'm Joseph, there is Gordon and there is Henry!"
    "I need t---"
    "HOW DARE YOU!!"
    "Sor---"
    "How dare you interrupt me!!!"
    "You just---"
    "I shall drown you for this!!" And Bottleflip Joseph grabbed Paul and threw him overboard. (Paul drowns)

A huge splash came from the water as a T-Rex emerged with Hitler on its back. James sprang up and punched Joseph in the face, leaving him to fall in the water unconscious. From his back pocket, James pulled out a HP22 handgun and started shooting at the nazi dino. And Hitler shouted from on top of it,
"HEY STOP PLAYING AROUND! AND START PLAYING FAIR!! VE JUST VANT TO BOTTOLFLEEP YO!"