"We Can't Stop Parody"
by The Key Of Awesome
Category: Parody
Lyrics:
It's my money gonna spend it on gum.
It's my career I can do a shark jump.
It's my jaw and I can wire it shut.
I can read gersbermps,
They're ma ferverite berks.
Dead Cats and dirty dishes everywhere.
Hands in my pants cus I'm itchy there.
I'm just came to shame my mother.
Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now.
Tryin' to be a poorman's Gaga (GAGA).
Or an Albino Rihanna (EH EH).
Now I'm dating a french guy made outta french fries.
Nom nom nom nom.
I look just like Tweety,
If he was slutty.
Gonna give my Daddy.
An achy breaky heart attack.
BILLY RAY CYRUS:
Sweet Niblets.
MILEY:
This is my butt,
This is my cooch.
And I wont stop,
Chewin' my gum.
Tryin' extra hard to be edgy.
It's my middle finger to Disney.
Freaky hand chop.
Pepto bismol.
This is my musical cry for help.
Can't buy a clue with all this wealth.
No bones!
It's my booty I can put it on stuff.
It's my booty I can drag it on the rug.
It's my booty I can put it on Doug,
I can put it on a Pug or all of the above.
I could try be classy, but what for?
I want to get my face on Mt. Slutmore.
Remember only god can judge ya,
Unless you're busted, then a judge can judge ya.
Tryin' to look sexy but it's just sad.
Is this an American Apparel Ad?
I'm not anorexic,
Just replaced breakfast with crack.
BILLY RAY:
Now Miley is asleep.
Nobody make a peep.
Ya'll get up on yer feet.
I'm gonna show you a cool dance.
Everybody clap,
Take two steps back.
I'll just latch on.
To her hit song.
My wife gave birth to a cash machine.
Sometimes she lets me be in her movies.
Cha-ching!
MILEY:
Get out daddy or else I'm gonna pound you!
BILLY RAY:
Don'tcha sass me I can still ground you!
For gettin' that dumb Sharon Stone hairdo!
I heard you were dating a french dude.
Where is he?
MILEY:
Stop Daddy!
BILLY RAY:
I kill you bastard!
MILEY:
Stop Daddy!
BILLY RAY:
Die!
MILEY:
He's my boyfriend I love him!
BILLY RAY:
French fry guy!
MILEY:
I hate you!
BILLY RAY:
USA!...Tasty!
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