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Applause Parody by The Key Of Awesome

"Applause Parody"
by The Key Of Awesome

Category: Parody

Lyrics:

Gaga:
I recorded this song while getting a massage
I spent the past several months hiding in my Gagarage
Since I've been gone others have tried to claim the Gaga Crown
When Miley tries to be me she looks like a slutty clown
Now lets try on some bras with claws and balls
I'm digging through my closet tryin' to find an outfit
Cus I can't decide what to wear for this video
Gaga LaCage aux folles
Montage!
What if I dressed up like a bug

JMM:
That's not your best look

Gaga:
Or stand naked behind Doug

Doug:
I have to go to work

Gaga:
There's nothing covering my butt

Justin:
That's not a new thing

Gaga:
Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn

Tim Gunn:
What are you doing?

Gaga:
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E

Tim Gunn:
Is this a spelling bee?
That skirt's not making it work. Don't twerk!

Gaga:
R-S-T-L-N-E

Tim Gunn:
Quit playing Scrabble, please.
You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I'm done.

Gaga:
Sometimes my lyrics are unintellegible

Everyone:
What?

Gaga:
Because I put emphasis on
On wrong syllable

Everyone:
Ooooh.

Gaga:
I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean Koontz likes to read to me

Derek:
You shouldn't be bragging.

JMM:
He's not that good.

Gaga:
I was once full of sh*t now, I think sh*t is full of me.
Check out my pixel bra bra bra bra
Hotter than menapause pause
Give me gagapplause plause plause
Hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer for me
cus I'm your boss ba boss ba boss. Do it.

Derek:
This is song is better than Roar

Courtney and Tenealle:
That song is so dumb

Justin:
Katy Perry freaking sucks.

Ryan:
She had work done.

Gaga:
Here comes a spoiler alert
I am GA-GOD
Watch the church get all butthurt
And I'm Gaga-Claus

P-E-R-E-Z- I-F- -U-R- -R-E-A-D-I-N-G
T-H-I-S- I- H-A-T-E- Y-O-U-R- A-S-S- F-A-C-E
Triple word score. I won.