"Hunger Games: Catching Fire"
by The Key Of Awesome
Category: Song
Lyrics:
Katniss:
Can't decide which boy I like
Gale is buff, and Peeta's nice
In this dystopian future
Don't which cute dude is cuter
Eenie Meenie Minie Moe
I'm Catching Fire down below
Two dreamboats blowin' up my phone
I'm like a post apocalyptic Bridget Jones
(GALE OR PEETA)
It's the end of the world
(GALE OR PEETA)
These books catnip for girls
(GALE OR PEETA)
Sci-Fi Chick Fantasy
(TOO MUCH WEINER)
A Battle Royale with Cheese
(PURE VELVEETA)
Everybody say Rue
(RUE)
Everybody say Rue
(RUE)
Put 3 fingers in the air like you just don't care
Give it up for my homies in district 12
Gale:
I don't get to eat enough
but somehow I'm totally buff
Katniss:
You were engaged to Miley C.
So you might carry an STD
Peeta:
C'mon Katniss please pick me
I made myself look like a tree
President Snow:
Marry that tree, or your family dies
Katniss:
Ew, I hate when people set me up with guys
(GALE OR PEETA)
Peeta is hella cute
(PEETA FEVER)
But Gale's a forbidden fruit
(HE'S MUCH LEANER)
Gale:
Hey don't call me a fruit
(HE'S NO GENIUS)
Katniss:
I was named after a root
Gale:
Um, okay.
Katniss:
Evil Santa has blood breath
He laughs when kids fight to the death
His name is Snow cus he's not hot
President Snow:
Hey that hurt my feelings a lot
Peeta:
I can bake, but I can't swim
Katniss:
God, you're a bigger wuss than Prim
You're such a damsel in distress
Maybe you should be the one in the flaming dress
(GALE OR PEETA)
You both are so poorly drawn
(MAYBE NEITHER)
Your acting's making me yawn
(HE'S NO BRANDO)
Must lead the revolution
(SCREW THIS GAME SHOW)
No time for getting it on
YOU ARE READING
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