Why Don't We Imagines & Preferences by Cactusfangirlxx

Drunk text messages

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Well.....

Not really ✌

JACK:

You: Babe, when will you come home? It's 1AM!!! 😠

Jack: BABBY GIRL GIVR ME 5 MINS

You: Hey mister! You're already drunk. Come home now!!

Jack: I'M NOT DRNK LOLL CHILL

You: Baby isn't spelled as BABBY ew. Your spelling are aweful

Jack: OH IT ISN'T? SORRYYY BABY GIRL. ANYEAYS I HVE SOMETHONG FOR U WHN I GET BACK HOMER

You: WHO THE HELL IS HOMER. BABE ARE YOU GAY? HAHAHAH COME HOME NOW OR I'LL PINCH YOUR BALLLLLZZZ 😂😉😈

DANIEL:

Daniel: Your body on my body baby

You: Hey dirty chic come home

Daniel: Why? Do you need me in bed? 😉

You: Mr. Seavey stop talking dirty.  It's 3AM and I have no time for dirty ass jokes.

Daniel: Bubbyyyy 😢 come on say it. That you want me in bed

You: Stop you're drunk! I'll give you 10 mins. If you don't come home in time, expect your cello will be in the trash!

Daniel: Do it. Bc you can't 😛

You: *sends a photo with Daniel's cello beside the trash bin*

Daniel: 5mins!! I'll be there.

CORBYN:

You: Bean where are youuu. I'm worried bc you don't answer my calls

Corbyn: Hey Chic 😉

You: What?! You're being ridiculous. Where are you?

Corbyn: I'm with the boysssss. Jack's kiss was sooo sweet

You: WTF you're drunk... again! Poor Jack. You should stop kissing your friends when you're drunk! Lmao

Corbyn: Awwwe my sweet pea is jealoussss. I'll be home in 10 mins and I'll kiss you as long as i can. Love you little lady 😘

You: Ew brush your teeth first

ZACH:

Zach: Sweetie im rly luckyy i met you in my life. Although I'm drunk, i just can't take you out of my mind xx

You: Awwe sweet pea 💞 BUT YOU'RE DRUNK 😒

Zach: that change of mood tho 😂

You: I need you to go home now. I don't want a drunk slugg to join me in bed tonight.

Zach: damn girl. Admit it, this is the only slugg you wanna kiss right? Even I'll smell jack daniels 😂😂

You: ew nooo

Zach: I Love you! I'll be home in 15mins at least. Get ready to kiss a slugg 😉

JONAH:

You: I'll leave the keys under the flower pot outside the door.

Jonah: wait for me lovelyyyy

You: Sorry i don't wait for drunk people to come home bye imma sleep 😒

Jonah: Babeee I'll buy you McDonald's just wait for me.

You: How bout no? Wait. You drunk? Oh please Jonah, hope you'll come home to the right house.

Jonah: Yup I'm drunk but still, I know how to go home to the love of my life 😉

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👧- I'm inlove with these drunk messages. Some are kind of dirty and some aren't but there you go!

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