Late Night Bants

kehna gotta piss

keshna: i really gotta piiiiiiiiiiss

me: then just fucking go!

keshna: ok im taking you with me (we were on skype)

me: OMG KESHNA XD

keshna: what if i just drop my phone in the toilet?

me: dammit keshna....

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me: i have homework i have to do :(

keshna: i have no homework i have to do, and i get my math teacher fired!

me: how did you get your math teacher fired?

keshna: i jut like, like everyone hated him. and today he was fired!

me: i wish that was how my school worked :/

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me: we should go ice skating tomorrow

keshna: never in a million years

keshna: i was going to see 50 shades darker at the movies tomorrow but you can join me if you would like:/

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keshna: my phone is over heating so im gonna put you in the refrigerator for a minute.

me: k

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me: i just wrote 135 wordsssss!!!!!!!!

keshna: awwwww i dont give a fuck

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keshna: *singing big time rush theme song*

me: keshna nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

keshna: dont be a hater

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keshna: im about to just pop some pop corn and call it a meal

me: thats what i do XD

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me: keshna tell me a joke

keshna: no

keshna: just look up a joke

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me: can i see that movie with you tomorrow

keshna: its not tomorrow. its next weekend.

me: then can we go ice skating tomorrow?

keshna: i dont think im doing anthying for the weekend

me: whyyyyyyyyy

keshna: because im doing stuff next weekend.

me: can you just ask??

keshna: NO

me: why?

keshna: cause shes not gonna say yes.

keshna: and im not going ice skating >:(