Sasunaru Oneshots

Cheating

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After looking over my old oneshot, I've decided to rewrite it. Please excuse any spelling errors or parts that may seem a little sped through; I haven't been able to find myself a beta.

If you are (or know) an open-minded and patient beta that is interested in beta-ing my stories, please let me know! 

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Naruto didn't think Sasuke would ever stoop so low.

He looked around their apartment one last time before silently setting his house key and wedding ring on the table, right next to the note he wrote for the raven, and shouldering his duffel bag. His breath caught in his throat as he walked past the door, mind set on never returning.

He hesitated and turned around, wondering this was a good idea, after all. However, at the reminder of his leave, his face slowly hardened.

"I can't believe that I'm saying this," he said to the house, "but goodbye, Sasuke."

The blonde man got into his car and turned on the ignition, letting warm air slowly flood out of its vents. It fought well against the winter air, and it gave him a little time to think about what would happen next.

Ten minutes later, as he drove around the city to find a hotel room for the night, he thought about the email he found in Sasuke's laptop earlier that day; it thanked his husband for his purchase of a night spent with one of their "employees". It infuriated Naruto just thinking about it.

"And I'm not sticking around until you feel like dumping me," he growled with a scowl, imagining Sasuke's smirking face in the dark sky ahead. "Have fun living on your own, Bastard."

It took him a while, but he found a decent hotel. His mind was completely numb throughout the process of renting his room, but questions kept hitting him.

'What am I doing? Where am I going to go? Where am I going to stay at until then? I only have a little over four thousand, so I can stay at hotels until I find a stable job. Maybe I'll go out of state...'

"Hey, you look a little down," a woman commented, startling him; he turned around to look at her. "You alright?"

He noticed her pink hair and jade green eyes, then chuckled weakly; even when his world was crashing down, he couldn't help but smile at other people. "Yeah; rough day, you know?"

She studied him with a searching look. He was cute, that was for sure, and he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. 'A virgin, probably.'

"How about..." she stepped towards him with a sultry smile, "I help you cheer up?"

Naruto looked down at the small hand resting on his chest, then back up to see the glint in her eyes.

He gulped.

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Sasuke felt his eyebrow twitch. He stretched his arm outwards to try and find his blonde dobe.

Nothing.

He cracked an eye open. "Naruto?"

He looked up to scan their master bathroom. Lights off.

"Dobe?" he called again, this time into the dark house, getting up on his elbows.

No response.

"Probably making his midnight ramen again," he mumbled to himself, laying back down. His husband would probably be done with his snack and be back in bed in about ten minutes, as always.

The raven waited patiently, getting himself ready for some late-night ravishing to help Naruto go to sleep faster.

Or not at all. Whichever the dobe wanted.